like i'm appropriately mad about the other choices here but i'm losing my mind that the LITERAL BRAINWORM GUY is going to be??? head??? of the us health department????????????

I JUST DON'T THINK... HE IS LITERALLY MISSING SOME OF HIS BRAIN. THE WORM ATE IT.

it's not just stock images! now comes with audio of every model recreating the wilhelm scream

yeah especially since half of it always ends up on the sidewalk and i'm like "... seems counterproductive but that's your money"

someone venmo me $30 and i'll watch at least 6 episodes of the bts drama on the blockchain

like my hair is perfectly well taken care of as evidenced by the fact it is, in fact, super silky and beautiful despite my bleaching habits!! but also everyone needs to trim their fuckin ends and i haven't in like a year lmao

a friend bought me a taiyaki pan for christmas and all my intrusive thoughts are like this now

there was supposed to be a "doing" in there. oh well. you know what i mean.

HONESTLY SAME

HELLO??? oh my god