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Communist computer-liker. Free Palestine, the USA deserves a Century of Humiliation.
December 5, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Love telling the owner of a company with thousands of square footage and dozens of TVs that there's a Raspberry Pi constantly rebooting and loading an old webpage somewhere 1400 times a day b/c their nephew wanted digital signage once.
December 3, 2025 at 8:27 PM
They just dropped more photos from Little St. James and this is the most unsettling one; like what would someone like Jeffrey Epstein be doing in a room like this.
December 3, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Strong Floor, No Ceiling: Inside the Oubliette of The Democratic Party's Imagining.
November 30, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Intrusive thoughts? No, sorry. I have extrusive thoughts. They call me the "Play-Doh Head Man".
November 28, 2025 at 4:05 PM
You can't hug your children with nuclear arms. Similarly, you can't appreciate the development of your children's intellect with artificial intelligence.
November 26, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I feel like Olivia Nuzzi imagines her prose reading like something that pairs with some smoky saxophone music in the background, but really it reads like someone is playing the Jurassic Park theme very badly on a melodica.
November 18, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Guy who's relieved that Cormac McCarthy was never mentioned in the Epstein emails after hurriedly sifting through all 23000 of them.
November 16, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Going on r/mildlyinfuriating and get actually infuriated because it's all just people complaining about their treats being disappointing. What a fucking place.
November 15, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Lol if there was any doubt in your mind that Epstein did not kill himself:
November 12, 2025 at 10:31 PM
My Mom, watching the gun-barrel intro to the next James Bond move: "Oh, who's that guy? Why's he shooting the camera? Is he the bad guy?"

My Dad, quietly sobbing into his popcorn: "I don't know honey. I don't know and I'm *scared*"
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 12, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Thinking about how they gave the oldest Predator in "Alien vs Predator" a cape and I'm just wondering what the purpose of it could be.
November 8, 2025 at 5:27 AM
November 1, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Gonna put this baby on and tell people I'm dressed up as the ghost of a good head coach.
November 1, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Hey has anyone lost a monkey? Let me know if you're in Jasper County MS and you lost a monkey.
October 28, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Marrying a woman and then searching for her long-lost boy using regex, call that a grepson
October 27, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Hozier, commissioning Dr Viktor Frankenstein to create a manservant: "Make me a Lurch"
October 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
"This far more represents who I am now than even the skull and crossbones did."
October 22, 2025 at 9:32 PM
October 21, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Please, we must get everyone into the tent. Even this guy. He's nominally still with the Brain Eating Party, but please trust him and compromise with what he wants, so we can get rid of Trump, even though Trump also wants your brains.
October 20, 2025 at 10:31 PM
The executor of my grandpa's will fucked up writing the will and now I'm sitting all day in prostate court getting this all fixed.
October 20, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Absolutely no-one who boosts LLMs and image generators can explain how stacking a bunch of software that produces text based on statistical likelihood of it matching a prompt will result in any form of real intelligence.

It's like claiming that intelligence is inside a book rather than a brain.
October 18, 2025 at 8:05 PM
October 17, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I wasn't married but I am now. Women love the vehicle
October 16, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Fine. Fine. Is this what you car sickos really want? Brown? Manual? Okay. Whatever.
October 9, 2025 at 3:51 PM