Flynn
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Every time you shake hands with a dog you are entering into a dog contract whose stipulations you could never understand
2002-2003 intense training for secret agent activities
2003-2005 Just working an unremarkable job, just unremarkably going places, pay no attention to the hat
2003-2005 Just working an unremarkable job, just unremarkably going places, pay no attention to the hat
February 4, 2026 at 11:34 AM
2002-2003 intense training for secret agent activities
2003-2005 Just working an unremarkable job, just unremarkably going places, pay no attention to the hat
2003-2005 Just working an unremarkable job, just unremarkably going places, pay no attention to the hat
There's a recent book expounding the thesis that lead poisoning creates serial killers so lead paint creating ulez camera destroyers is in the same intellectual space www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...
James Lasdun · American Berserk: Serial Killers in Seattle
For a period beginning in the 1960s and ending around the turn of this century, the preferred form of the homicidally...
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January 29, 2026 at 10:50 AM
There's a recent book expounding the thesis that lead poisoning creates serial killers so lead paint creating ulez camera destroyers is in the same intellectual space www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...
Some people can sing an exact middle C, some people have other senses...
January 26, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Some people can sing an exact middle C, some people have other senses...
Each to their own but I'd put a bit of lettuce in that
January 26, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Each to their own but I'd put a bit of lettuce in that
you're at Market Diner in Brighton at about 5am, you get a white bread (I toasted), bacon, sausage, butter, ketchup sandwich to take to the beach with a can of Fanta to watch the sun rise, possibilities are endless
January 26, 2026 at 2:12 PM
you're at Market Diner in Brighton at about 5am, you get a white bread (I toasted), bacon, sausage, butter, ketchup sandwich to take to the beach with a can of Fanta to watch the sun rise, possibilities are endless
You shouldn't encourage greentexts but this is a not inaccurate comparison
January 19, 2026 at 7:54 PM
You shouldn't encourage greentexts but this is a not inaccurate comparison
It's interesting that something seen as "fill up for pennies" was their performance food for polar exploration though
January 18, 2026 at 6:20 PM
It's interesting that something seen as "fill up for pennies" was their performance food for polar exploration though
Well then I hope the kids weren't attempting to reach the pole on foot...
January 18, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Well then I hope the kids weren't attempting to reach the pole on foot...
Well I recall Ranulph being fairly dismissive of it's nutritional value so I hope they weren't attempting to reach any poles
January 18, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Well I recall Ranulph being fairly dismissive of it's nutritional value so I hope they weren't attempting to reach any poles
The biography of Scott by Ranulph Fiennes has some of this detail (iirc) because he compared it to his own experience of walking to poles, this is how I learnt it the existence of haslet
January 18, 2026 at 4:24 PM
The biography of Scott by Ranulph Fiennes has some of this detail (iirc) because he compared it to his own experience of walking to poles, this is how I learnt it the existence of haslet
I once, completely innocently, booked the Hamburg brothel Airbnb mentioned in this article www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article.... the sex cross was in the pictures on the website but I just wasn't paying attention.
Danish family discover their Hamburg Airbnb is a BROTHEL
Anna Vigsø, 25, from Copenhagen, and her siblings had planned the trip to Hamburg for their mother's 50th, but the family holiday was off to an awkward start when they arrived at a brothel.
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January 10, 2026 at 10:03 PM
I once, completely innocently, booked the Hamburg brothel Airbnb mentioned in this article www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article.... the sex cross was in the pictures on the website but I just wasn't paying attention.
When the 5yo wants something (as he often does) it's "dada dada dada" repeated so that he gets in a groove and doesn't notice that I am saying yes or doing what he wants
January 10, 2026 at 6:19 PM
When the 5yo wants something (as he often does) it's "dada dada dada" repeated so that he gets in a groove and doesn't notice that I am saying yes or doing what he wants
Have you considered meeting me halfway across a narrow footbridge over a churning white water stream and giving me a wry smile as we initially both go the same way to let the other pass?
December 23, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Have you considered meeting me halfway across a narrow footbridge over a churning white water stream and giving me a wry smile as we initially both go the same way to let the other pass?
I'm really struggling to conceptualise
"And like me (the Michelin man) he is always behind it"
Otherwise than:
"And like me (the Michelin man) he is constantly fucking whoever from the back"
"And like me (the Michelin man) he is always behind it"
Otherwise than:
"And like me (the Michelin man) he is constantly fucking whoever from the back"
December 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I'm really struggling to conceptualise
"And like me (the Michelin man) he is always behind it"
Otherwise than:
"And like me (the Michelin man) he is constantly fucking whoever from the back"
"And like me (the Michelin man) he is always behind it"
Otherwise than:
"And like me (the Michelin man) he is constantly fucking whoever from the back"
Leading to wacky hinjinks as everyone opens doors at once and accidentally forms a polycule
December 23, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Leading to wacky hinjinks as everyone opens doors at once and accidentally forms a polycule
Have you read a book called 2034 by James Stavridis? Partially related to future naval war but it's a novel about a war in, you guessed it, 2034 by a retired admiral
December 23, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Have you read a book called 2034 by James Stavridis? Partially related to future naval war but it's a novel about a war in, you guessed it, 2034 by a retired admiral
Watched off Disney Plus the other day with children, can confirm Aristocats still racist
December 22, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Watched off Disney Plus the other day with children, can confirm Aristocats still racist
Whatever was wrong with a lane name commemorating wiggliness that it got replaced by St Anthony?
December 22, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Whatever was wrong with a lane name commemorating wiggliness that it got replaced by St Anthony?
I turned 40 yesterday so to give you some comfort, it sucks shit, some guy came and took away all my cool albums and snapped my guitar and now my knees and back hurt and my BMX just like disappeared? Where did it fuckin go?
December 12, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I turned 40 yesterday so to give you some comfort, it sucks shit, some guy came and took away all my cool albums and snapped my guitar and now my knees and back hurt and my BMX just like disappeared? Where did it fuckin go?
Horse porn
Or just Horse
Or just Horse
December 8, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Horse porn
Or just Horse
Or just Horse
When I did it, it was some weird odd sum like £7.34 per diem or something
December 3, 2025 at 10:19 PM
When I did it, it was some weird odd sum like £7.34 per diem or something