Free Agent Fly On The Wall
@flyonsomewall.bsky.social
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A fly on the wall, and a huge smartass Don't blame me, blame my brain -- I'm just the typist. I can't control where the words go once I get started Refugee from the Incellionaire's site RoboCop expert, Ramones parishoner
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flyonsomewall.bsky.social
The rules of time travel state that you can go back in time and kill baby Hitler, but only if you yourself are also a baby, which explains why all previous attempts to kill baby Hitler have been both failures and utterly adorable
flyonsomewall.bsky.social
Snowman montage felt like the only unique piece that genuinely earned laughter

The rest was OK. I don't think my standards for good stupid humor went up, but that everybody else's standards maybe fell

I felt the same way about Silo and Paradise on TV, which also got praise I didn't understand
flyonsomewall.bsky.social
following the baby on IG pretty boring ngl
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This whole apparent backlash against Jay & Bluesky for some vague reason has cemented this platform's value for me. On other sites, the algorithm would've fed me a scroll of whatevers-been-going-on but here I feel like the neighbors have been arguing about something I really don't need to know about
flyonsomewall.bsky.social
People of Illinois: boycott Texas

Boycott companies based in Texas, and don't travel there

@govpritzker.illinois.gov sign an EO kicking TX based companies off the state approved vendors list

Dem governors -- show solidarity, do the same. Economically boycott Texas. Make this hurt.
raders.bsky.social
Texas National Guard troops arriving in Chicago (via ABC News)

Remember: These are not MAGA stormtroopers. These are everyday teachers and accountants who signed up to serve their country with their spare time. They're being used as political pawns by venal, un-American, draft-dodging president
flyonsomewall.bsky.social
Lol

What an investment! Pumping all your money to help a company pay off penalties for gratuitous offenses, as opposed to scaling and growing
flyonsomewall.bsky.social
If Donald Trump outlives Dolly Parton I swear to God I'm going thermonuclear
flyonsomewall.bsky.social
I regret to inform you that Carney and the rest of his country, and the world, knows that his sucking up act is only intended to fool one person. The rest of the world is laughing its ass off at America, and how easy it is to play your president.
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"You are a transformative president" -- I regret to inform you that Mark Carney is kissing Trump's ass
flyonsomewall.bsky.social
Shh. No. Let the women keep their 5 years of peace
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flyonsomewall.bsky.social
Blue state governors are all going to lead boycotts against states that send their national guards across state lines at Trump's request, right?

Pritzker, Newsom, Walz...they're going to kick Texas companies off their approved vendors lists, lead statewide boycotts against TX based companies right?
flyonsomewall.bsky.social
Blue state governors are all going to lead boycotts against states that send their national guards across state lines at Trump's request, right?

Pritzker, Newsom, Walz...they're going to kick Texas companies off their approved vendors lists, lead statewide boycotts against TX based companies right?
flyonsomewall.bsky.social
This whole apparent backlash against Jay & Bluesky for some vague reason has cemented this platform's value for me. On other sites, the algorithm would've fed me a scroll of whatevers-been-going-on but here I feel like the neighbors have been arguing about something I really don't need to know about
flyonsomewall.bsky.social
lol so many of you people have your panties in such a freaking twist over @jay.bsky.team and her posts, which are all pretty innocuous

It's like you're addicted to social media revolt. You're just impatient for an excuse to ditch

This isn't X or Threads. Jay isn't Elon or Mark. Chill ffs.
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Gonna go into a Chick Fil A, ask them to write 'Charlie Kirk' in ketchup on my nuggets, and then watch the cognitive dissonance just roll through the entire MAGAverse
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flyonsomewall.bsky.social
It's actually two middle fingers Meg
briantylercohen.bsky.social
They literally only know how to be victims
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There will have to be an amendment that codifies, in literal, black & white language that omits all wiggle room for the right and the Supreme Court, the things we thought were bedrock principles, but which were obviously not. *Consequences*, not immunity, for grift, overreach, impoundment, all of it
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The further away the paper towel, and the more comfortable the armchair we're seated in, the larger the coffee drips are that we're confident our fingers can absorb
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flyonsomewall.bsky.social
Love how we've convinced ourselves that our fingers have minor absorbent qualities when wiping small drips of coffee off a table
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flyonsomewall.bsky.social
This alone is evidence to invoke the 25th Amendment
chadbourn.bsky.social
Fox is politically correct, a Democrat mouthpiece and anti-Trump. Who knew?
Donald J. Trump O @realDonald Trump
Why is FoxNews and Peter Doocy putting on Democrat Senator Mark Kelly to talk about, totally unabated or challenged,
Healthcare? The FAKE SPIN is so bad for Republicans that it is hard to believe that we WIN. It will be very unfair, in the future, when they don't have "TRUMP" to fight for them. Therefore, we should fix it, NOW! I'm watching this Interview. It just doesn't end.
Fox should either get on board, or get off board, NOW, but at this point, it just doesn't make any difference to me. They suck up the Ratings because of us, and then spin them in the Democrats' direction. They refuse to put up Polls that correctly show me at 65% in Popularity, a Republican RECORD, but if I have a fake bad
"Poll," many of which are done by Fox (One of the worst
"Pollsters" out there is the FoxNews Poll), they put them up immediately, and with gusto. Republicans are so tired of this fight with Fox always trying to be so "politically correct!" Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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If you're not a Christian, I can't imagine that you would feel that you have any standing or representation in America anymore