You are far too modest. I’d go as far as to say that if, some time in the future, the Orange Oaf invites you to decamp from that country a lucrative career on the global lecture circuit would beckon. Hope it doesn’t come to that obvs. Seeya in July.

I’ll forgive you that oversight Simon. You’ll find it in the newly installed ballroom. In the East Wing of course… (Btw I look forward to your next appearance at Fellowship House. I’m 2 for 2 at present and they are always entertaining and informative.)

And for a failing Presidency?

My partner, who is a Hendon (and Brooklands btw) alumn, is so appalled by the association with Mandelson that she is minded to have her name redacted from the school honours board in protest. Or, more accurately, she would if her name actually appeared on said honours board 😊 Keep up the great work!

So Jewish space lasers exist as well?

But don’t you see that is not so. This is smacks of a confirmation bias and is usually the preserve of the likes of MTG and her idiotic like. Surely we should be better than that. What is Pedoman?

Of course he was. Leave the idiotic conspiracy theories to MAGA.

Oh for goodness sake, don’t go down the idiotic conspiracy theory rabbit hole - that’s MAGA territory. He was shot, why is that hard to accept?

He certainly did. And in clear sight. He paid around $44 billion to purchase a vehicle for exactly that…

Thank you so much for reminding me of this. TV gold. And of course Francois is always comedy gold.

Tbh, I don’t notice, nor care, whether someone blinks or not. The same goes for full stops at the end of texts.