Fat Man in a Skirt
@fmias.bsky.social
I like giant robots and swear a lot.
I regularly had no recollection of driving to highschool. To the point that I set an alarm to make sure I went in from the parking lot. And that was before cell phones, so I had an honest to God alarm clock in my car.
December 16, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I regularly had no recollection of driving to highschool. To the point that I set an alarm to make sure I went in from the parking lot. And that was before cell phones, so I had an honest to God alarm clock in my car.
It's especially rough for those of us who are naturally nocturnal. Peak bullshit is that they classify it as a disorder. As if it wasn't evolutionarily necessary for a portion of the species to be awake at night to protect us.
December 16, 2025 at 6:59 PM
It's especially rough for those of us who are naturally nocturnal. Peak bullshit is that they classify it as a disorder. As if it wasn't evolutionarily necessary for a portion of the species to be awake at night to protect us.
Grave of the Fireflies.
December 11, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Grave of the Fireflies.
It doesn't make her an antisemite, though. Just a monster.
December 1, 2025 at 3:21 PM
It doesn't make her an antisemite, though. Just a monster.
Just, uh, avoid the countries served by Centerpoint for gas and electric.
December 1, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Just, uh, avoid the countries served by Centerpoint for gas and electric.
"We can give you extensive case law, byzantine references and theory, but let's just go with 'Don't shoot someone who is already helpless.'"
November 30, 2025 at 4:53 PM
"We can give you extensive case law, byzantine references and theory, but let's just go with 'Don't shoot someone who is already helpless.'"
The influence of big tech is probably our saving grace. "Go fast and break things" was fully embraced by this regime, which doesn't work with the systems you need to make authoritarianism work for even a moderate amount of time.
November 30, 2025 at 3:42 AM
The influence of big tech is probably our saving grace. "Go fast and break things" was fully embraced by this regime, which doesn't work with the systems you need to make authoritarianism work for even a moderate amount of time.
As a Packers fan, this is our fanbase like every other game. Even the ones we win.
November 29, 2025 at 7:38 PM
As a Packers fan, this is our fanbase like every other game. Even the ones we win.
I feel like they need to get the Konkr fit out the door before looking to the next product.
November 29, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I feel like they need to get the Konkr fit out the door before looking to the next product.
To be fair, he was starting to get rattled. That last hit from Parsons, he looked a little punch drunk when he got up. I'm honestly surprised the sideline med staff didn't pull him out for a check.
November 28, 2025 at 5:01 AM
To be fair, he was starting to get rattled. That last hit from Parsons, he looked a little punch drunk when he got up. I'm honestly surprised the sideline med staff didn't pull him out for a check.
I love how he then said no one has it any other time of the year, as if it isn't a staple at BBQ joints from his own goddamned district AND the area of Appalachia he tries to pretend he's from. Fuck that guy.
November 28, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I love how he then said no one has it any other time of the year, as if it isn't a staple at BBQ joints from his own goddamned district AND the area of Appalachia he tries to pretend he's from. Fuck that guy.
I feel like he's more Henry VIII creating the Anglican Church. Going through the motions that he thinks will get him what he wants instead of any true conviction.
November 26, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I feel like he's more Henry VIII creating the Anglican Church. Going through the motions that he thinks will get him what he wants instead of any true conviction.
This is measurable by testing their respective liver function. A real Catholic liver is indistinguishable firm an average Wisconsinite. A Wisconsinite Catholic's liver gives doctors nightmares.
November 26, 2025 at 4:03 PM
This is measurable by testing their respective liver function. A real Catholic liver is indistinguishable firm an average Wisconsinite. A Wisconsinite Catholic's liver gives doctors nightmares.
To be fair to Paul, he was basically early church tech support. His letters are far more focused on individual congregations than systemic theology. Also, they've been heavily fucked with over the centuries.
November 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
To be fair to Paul, he was basically early church tech support. His letters are far more focused on individual congregations than systemic theology. Also, they've been heavily fucked with over the centuries.
Honestly not sure which is worse. On the one hand, having a coherent policy is not great. On the other hand, we have a DepState that wants to give Russia everything.
November 23, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Honestly not sure which is worse. On the one hand, having a coherent policy is not great. On the other hand, we have a DepState that wants to give Russia everything.
Then retired and house sat for Don Johnson. Which, honestly, is one of the most HST things he could have done.
November 21, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Then retired and house sat for Don Johnson. Which, honestly, is one of the most HST things he could have done.
So you get baked AND are now unable to shit?
November 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
So you get baked AND are now unable to shit?
Having had to sit on a jury for a sovcit trial and listen to a guy argue for 20 minutes that the government doesn't have the right to tell him what to do on roads because of admiralty law this is, in fact, not true.
November 21, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Having had to sit on a jury for a sovcit trial and listen to a guy argue for 20 minutes that the government doesn't have the right to tell him what to do on roads because of admiralty law this is, in fact, not true.
I THINK the play is to tie up the course long enough to build innuendo then, when it gets tossed, attack "activist" judges to weaken the judiciary further. Granted, it could just be rank incompetence. Which will probably get played that way anyway.
November 21, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I THINK the play is to tie up the course long enough to build innuendo then, when it gets tossed, attack "activist" judges to weaken the judiciary further. Granted, it could just be rank incompetence. Which will probably get played that way anyway.
He's eventually going to do that to the wrong person and catch hands.
November 19, 2025 at 2:54 AM
He's eventually going to do that to the wrong person and catch hands.
You're honestly better off than me with my big, bad pitbull who is *checks notes* afraid of the frying pan.
November 18, 2025 at 4:52 AM
You're honestly better off than me with my big, bad pitbull who is *checks notes* afraid of the frying pan.
Somewhere out there, Ed Zitron just started laughing maniacally.
November 18, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Somewhere out there, Ed Zitron just started laughing maniacally.
Hit in Herre lives in the same place as Mr. Brightside and Welcome to the Black Parade. Evening of a certain age knows them instinctively, regardless of what crew they ran with in highschool.
November 18, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Hit in Herre lives in the same place as Mr. Brightside and Welcome to the Black Parade. Evening of a certain age knows them instinctively, regardless of what crew they ran with in highschool.