Traveling with 100 high school students because I'm nice and offered to chaperone! We're having fun!!!!!!!
December 27, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Traveling with 100 high school students because I'm nice and offered to chaperone! We're having fun!!!!!!!
Why am I getting emails for my job on the week of Christmas????? Fuck off!!
December 22, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Why am I getting emails for my job on the week of Christmas????? Fuck off!!
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Pictured: a prior generation's cookie-cutter housing
December 9, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Pictured: a prior generation's cookie-cutter housing
Don't listen to the haters! Tell me about your Spotify wrapped! Even if you make the "did this just call me gay??" jokes!!!
December 3, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Don't listen to the haters! Tell me about your Spotify wrapped! Even if you make the "did this just call me gay??" jokes!!!
uh oh
Explore Teyvat with the Limited Edition Genshin Impact DualSense controller.
Available starting January 2026. Full details: play.st/3XtncKc
Available starting January 2026. Full details: play.st/3XtncKc
December 2, 2025 at 2:15 PM
uh oh
the Pop Mart float is cursed
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 PM
the Pop Mart float is cursed
Me, after my husband comes downstairs while I'm in a fugue state (after four vodka sodas) pre-making a majority of our Thanksgiving dinner while blasting Adele: can I help you??
(The only people I'm feeding are the two of us and his dad)
(The only people I'm feeding are the two of us and his dad)
November 27, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Me, after my husband comes downstairs while I'm in a fugue state (after four vodka sodas) pre-making a majority of our Thanksgiving dinner while blasting Adele: can I help you??
(The only people I'm feeding are the two of us and his dad)
(The only people I'm feeding are the two of us and his dad)
ma'am can i help you
November 25, 2025 at 3:45 AM
ma'am can i help you
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just bleak, man
November 21, 2025 at 11:00 PM
just bleak, man
"Let's go to Costco on a Sunday," I tell my husband. "This has always worked for us and won't make me angry."
November 16, 2025 at 6:32 PM
"Let's go to Costco on a Sunday," I tell my husband. "This has always worked for us and won't make me angry."
The oldest, frailest people you've ever seen insist on standing and walking to the door as the bus driver slams on their brakes to stop.
November 13, 2025 at 12:52 PM
The oldest, frailest people you've ever seen insist on standing and walking to the door as the bus driver slams on their brakes to stop.
there is absolutely no way this woman got on the bus and asked the guy next to her for spiritual advice
October 27, 2025 at 8:34 PM
there is absolutely no way this woman got on the bus and asked the guy next to her for spiritual advice
If you're going to be job hunting at work (like I have too, more power to you), you should probably print any listings out at the correct printer and make sure your name isn't on the page lol.
October 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM
If you're going to be job hunting at work (like I have too, more power to you), you should probably print any listings out at the correct printer and make sure your name isn't on the page lol.
Oh y'all thought you were having fun travelling? Well I'm in the booming metropolis of Akron, OH, for work so don't get too jealous!!!!
October 16, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Oh y'all thought you were having fun travelling? Well I'm in the booming metropolis of Akron, OH, for work so don't get too jealous!!!!
just leaving this here
www.twitch.tv/halfmoonjoe/...
www.twitch.tv/halfmoonjoe/...
Twitch
Twitch is the world
www.twitch.tv
October 9, 2025 at 12:39 PM
just leaving this here
www.twitch.tv/halfmoonjoe/...
www.twitch.tv/halfmoonjoe/...
I'm going to be at a conference when Legends ZA releases. Do you think my fellow industry professionals will play Pokemon with me, y/n
October 2, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I'm going to be at a conference when Legends ZA releases. Do you think my fellow industry professionals will play Pokemon with me, y/n
Me, watching GBBO, and also always forgetting the US and UK name things differently:
Wait, why is everyone putting golden syrup and oats in their pancak- wait THOSE are (British) flapjacks??
Wait, why is everyone putting golden syrup and oats in their pancak- wait THOSE are (British) flapjacks??
September 29, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Me, watching GBBO, and also always forgetting the US and UK name things differently:
Wait, why is everyone putting golden syrup and oats in their pancak- wait THOSE are (British) flapjacks??
Wait, why is everyone putting golden syrup and oats in their pancak- wait THOSE are (British) flapjacks??
New Fire Emblem game announced (somehow related to Three Houses) and I ascend to the heavens
September 12, 2025 at 2:46 PM
New Fire Emblem game announced (somehow related to Three Houses) and I ascend to the heavens
Ah my favorite dance move, the "my boss and all my coworkers left early so I'll also dance outta here early"
August 28, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Ah my favorite dance move, the "my boss and all my coworkers left early so I'll also dance outta here early"
Meeting friends for a concert and instead of paying $25 for an Uber I took the bus! And it took just as long at a fraction of the price! I love public transit!!!!!
August 23, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Meeting friends for a concert and instead of paying $25 for an Uber I took the bus! And it took just as long at a fraction of the price! I love public transit!!!!!
My boss: want to leave 2 hours early to get a beer?
As long as you approve my time card, we can do whatever!
As long as you approve my time card, we can do whatever!
August 22, 2025 at 7:39 PM
My boss: want to leave 2 hours early to get a beer?
As long as you approve my time card, we can do whatever!
As long as you approve my time card, we can do whatever!
Man on the elevator: my partner is asking me to grab him things on my way home
Me, also a gay man: hah, GAY
Me, also a gay man: hah, GAY
August 22, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Man on the elevator: my partner is asking me to grab him things on my way home
Me, also a gay man: hah, GAY
Me, also a gay man: hah, GAY
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Carly Rae Jepsen's spirit is whispering in my ear, tempting me to buy Emotion for the third time on vinyl just for five extra tracks
August 20, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Carly Rae Jepsen's spirit is whispering in my ear, tempting me to buy Emotion for the third time on vinyl just for five extra tracks
Office culture downtown is everyone going outside at lunch to get their daily walk by the river
August 13, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Office culture downtown is everyone going outside at lunch to get their daily walk by the river