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The Funky Diabetic
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• Optimistic Curmudgeon Vulgarian • Dog Lover • A Muppet of a Man • Anti-Anthropocentrism • he/him/they • Feet on the ground, head in the sky •

"FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE"
If you’re looking for that body horror by poop clown standup special…
It’s disgusting and brilliant
December 15, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Merry Christmas
December 9, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I FUCKING KNEW IT!
Try demoing... like a side of your house and let me know how far it's allowed to go on for.
December 5, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Fuck living in this shit.
December 5, 2025 at 1:45 PM
More of the favorite 2025 releases
December 4, 2025 at 11:36 PM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity
December 4, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Top played 2025 songs according to our iTunes
December 4, 2025 at 7:08 PM
#1 series/media of the year
December 4, 2025 at 6:29 PM
And more favorite albums of '25
December 3, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Even more faves of the year
December 3, 2025 at 11:49 PM
another few faves of the year
December 3, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Some of my favorites this year
December 3, 2025 at 12:06 AM
TWO bathtubs?! In the same room?!
December 1, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Just the dumbest motherfucking nazis
November 29, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Had to turn this one off while making Thanksgiving dinner as it made me feel like I was the one on coke.

"Lurleen, we're gonna have to cut you off. We're getting some kind of grinding noise on the track"
November 29, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Thanksgiving in the city
November 27, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Thanksgiving Live Album Day continues with this masterpiece
Aretha Franklin & King Curtis At The Fillmore West
November 27, 2025 at 2:44 PM
May your thanksgiving be everything it should be
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Prep day soundtrack
(only listening to live albums)
November 26, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Oh nice, Pluto has Martha Stewart holiday cooking show on…
Reads title
THE PERFECT THANKSGIVING TURKEY THREEWAYS?!?
November 26, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Presented my wife with the dinner menu I'll be preparing for us. It'll be a house sitting/working holiday for us. Which means we could easily recreate this classic Batman (89) scene at the homeowner's large family dining room table
Just us and the dogs
November 25, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Bloop another turd
November 23, 2025 at 2:41 PM
There it is
November 23, 2025 at 1:01 PM
2025
November 22, 2025 at 5:17 PM
A treasure even.
Me, every time there's a new Robyn single
November 19, 2025 at 2:10 PM