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Rachel
@fnsamsquanch.bsky.social
My name is Rachel. I'm a 33 year old Capricorn. I like movies/TV and playing simulation games. Also, I may or may not be Kermit the Frog.
Me: My medicine makes it so hard to cry.
Also me: *currently sobbing holding my childhood stuffed animals because I thought about my dad dying for too long*
February 28, 2025 at 12:19 AM
About to get a pap smear and I’m nervous shitting in this doctor’s office bathroom. 😬
February 24, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I ate an entire box of peanut butter patties from the Girl Scouts yesterday and that’s why I need to quit smoking weed.

Been thinking on it awhile.
February 23, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Forgot I had this app again. My bad.
February 7, 2025 at 12:06 AM
This is depressing.
January 24, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I need to stay offline while everyone processes TikTok shutting down. If I see another screenshot of the message saying it shut down… lmao.

We lost MySpace and Vine before. It’ll be alright, I promise.
January 19, 2025 at 1:04 PM
You ever cry because you suddenly realize just how much love is around you? I’m having a hard day and people were so nice to me today.
January 16, 2025 at 8:55 PM
January 11, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I got off Twitter but still use FB to keep in contact with family/friends. But it seems I’m gonna have to give it up too. The moves Zuck is making… Targeted attacks on a protected class.
January 11, 2025 at 2:28 PM
The fact that I remembered Walter Goggins name just made me really impress myself. I feel like I made up his name. But nope. That’s his name.
January 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I’m rewatching the Wire and I just love Omar so much.
January 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
My boyfriend’s sister’s name is the same as my wife in Stardew Valley and it confuses him so much when I start talking about my game.
January 9, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I feel so awkward when Haley gives me bread or toast in the morning in Stardew Valley, and I go to interact with her and just hand it right back. 😭 She’s thankful but…how rude of me to regift so quickly, haha.
January 9, 2025 at 3:57 PM
It’s my birthday. Here’s to 33. :)
January 9, 2025 at 12:35 PM
First night using my new sleep medication and I only woke up once. :)
January 5, 2025 at 11:37 AM
I hit up the dispensary before the upcoming snowstorm and it was PACKED. Everyone out getting bread and weed before getting snowed in, haha.
January 4, 2025 at 3:55 PM
One thing I want to do in 2025 is get a Medusa piercing.
January 2, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Best Christmas present ever. I love Legos the same way I love putting together IKEA furniture and playing Tetris.
December 29, 2024 at 12:52 PM
Shoutout to S Korean media, for real. With movies like Parasite and shows like Squid Game, I’m happy the west is becoming more open to foreign film.
December 29, 2024 at 12:48 PM
Up early watching Squid Game S2 and I gotta say…gosh, Gong Yoo is a handsome man. As a bad guy? Ooh.
December 29, 2024 at 12:45 PM
My niblings are staying with my parents until they gotta go back to school in Jan. I guess at some point before leaving my brother’s house, my nephew unpacked all his clothes and replaced it with his new Nerf gun. 💀😂
December 29, 2024 at 12:29 PM
We haven’t been watching Peep Show, because I’ve been watching Flavor of Love and my boyfriend sits down and watches that with me instead of our show pick. 😂
December 28, 2024 at 2:55 PM
I bought the final 10 walnuts. I’m sorry. I’m afraid of the volcano. 😭 #StardewValley
December 28, 2024 at 2:52 PM
The collective eye roll and groan of Cody Ko returning to YouTube. Cancel culture faces so few real consequences.
December 28, 2024 at 2:16 PM
I suppose the reality of going to bed 7-8pm is waking up at 4:30am. Bed just gets so enticing come 7pm. At least I know my internal clock is regular. Even if I’d rather not be up and awake on my day off right now, haha.
December 24, 2024 at 11:03 AM