welcome to club foot

today:
*shit rolls down the hill she's chosen to die on.*

anthropologists 1000 years later:
"we can deduce that it is the shit of a female, as only females were permitted to shit on this particular hill."

seems to be a lot of self-diagnosed autism. people are really desperate for super powers these days.

The bar for what is considered dehumanizing these days is very, very low.

There's a ton of people on right now trying to out cynical each other for attention and likes. high schools must be out for thanksgiving break...

Yall do know that vinyl these days is completely digital up until the actual, physical pressing, right? All that 'warmth' you're told that you hear is actually the smell of your own farts that you're enjoying.

i absolutely hate how people speak now

The cutest human being to ever exist in the history of human is 6 months old today. love you boobie.

The internet has so far been a fantastic forum for misunderstanding other people.

you do realize that the 'normalization' of anything relegates it to the ordinary insignificance of everyday obscurity, right? is that what you reeeally want? no. its not. you know its not. its a word used in a very misleading and dishonest way nowadays.

evolution and creationism are two sides of the same coin. the coin? faith.

@Bluesky will eventually become twitter.

At work this morning. Mixing in a club environment, your console mix will be as weird and disorganized as it needs to be accommodate and equally disorganized loudspeaker placement.

The Founders' weren't exactly rankin file, blue collar colonists. They came from wealthy families, most of them.

Matt Gaetz is the real life Jonah Ryan.

Fallin' right into your hands
Like rain on the desert sand
It's the last thing you had planned
Then out of the blue clear sky