do you think, on the whole, it is better to have, at your university, a registrar who is skilled in slight of hand, or unskilled in slight of hand?

drive lice and birt cert please?

I wouldn't kill spiders if I knew how to perform spider vasectomies

just lie on your resume. I do it all the time. I've never not gotten a job if I say the right shit on my resume. I've been fired on the first day, a lot, but I always get the job