[getting ready to login to BVTH to complain the the city plowed my street and left a big pile across the alley]: honey, should I tag the alderwoman’s personal account or just her official one?

Didn’t think anyone would actually answer 😂😂Most of mine are donut-related…

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I had to switch to, basically, sippy cups for my bedside water because my asshole tuxedo cat decided knocking over glasses at 3 am was good fun

An Eddie Murphy/Tyler Perry kind of joint where Glover plays all the major characters in the movie, except for the droid, which can still be Fleabag but let her improv the whole thing

Solo was worse than the prequels. Cancel me for that or whatever, but it was a bland 90-minute setup for a “Han shot first” punchline and I will never get over that.

The prequels at least had stakes.

cyclic vomiting syndrome SUCKS

There are major statutory hurdles too, if we pretend the judiciary is willing to follow the law

makes me want to yell “sucks to your ass-mar” #IYKYK