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guess it's me now
i need a female version of jeff rosenstock
noticed a qt on a dating app had the same edition of The Hobbit as me, so i asked her to coffee with a book cipher
February 16, 2026 at 5:03 AM
guess it's me now
i need a female version of jeff rosenstock
February 16, 2026 at 3:51 AM
time in a bottle is a masterclass in emotional hyperviolence

the verses hit and you think "god i'm so lonely", but hey, maybe you'll find someone someday. there's hope.

then, the chorus. "just so you know! even when you find someone you won't have nearly long enough with them before you die! :)"
Time In A Bottle
YouTube video by Lucy Dacus - Topic
www.youtube.com
February 16, 2026 at 3:43 AM
i know it’s for the better i know it’s for the better i know it’s for the better i know it’s for the better i know it’s for the better i know it’s for the better i know it’s for the better i know it’s for the better i know it’s for the better i know it’s for the better
February 16, 2026 at 12:13 AM
adrianne lenker is so right, i COULD use a love of some kind
February 13, 2026 at 4:18 AM
fuck it what if i start going by winona
February 13, 2026 at 4:14 AM
“hey girl working hard or hardly workin?”
helsabot:
February 13, 2026 at 4:09 AM
i’ve discovered the cure to low self esteem, and it’s Getting Negged By Creepy Guys At The Bar
February 13, 2026 at 1:43 AM
i like it when u call me Big Empty
February 12, 2026 at 5:00 AM
i'm everone's favorite folk punk musician
February 11, 2026 at 2:31 AM
i've been starving myself for months and i'm starting to feel worthy of love
February 11, 2026 at 2:29 AM
i hurt
February 11, 2026 at 1:27 AM
oh dear i think phoebe bridgers might be my favorite member of boygenius
February 11, 2026 at 12:06 AM
i need a female version of jeff rosenstock
February 9, 2026 at 8:35 PM
dippin dots is cigarettes
November 16, 2025 at 1:01 AM
i don’t trust anyone who answers “how are you doing” with “outstanding”. what are you up to
November 4, 2025 at 4:48 PM
🚨 🚨 NEW ADDITION TO “SONGS THAT HAVE MADE OLIVE CRY” 🚨 🚨

steal smoked fish - the mountain goats

song.link/s/7xXd5Bo7QC...
November 4, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Big Dyke
September 9, 2025 at 2:36 AM
hanging with someone with allergies is great bc you get to make fun of the sounds they make when blowing their nose
September 7, 2025 at 5:09 PM
who cares about opsec? i have to be Gay Online
August 15, 2025 at 6:20 AM
i’ve met people with the last name West and North, but never South or East. why
August 15, 2025 at 5:52 AM
in the aeroplane over the sea is perfection and i will not be convinced otherwise
May 30, 2025 at 1:14 AM
i maintain that one of the most beautiful musical moments of all time is in Oh Comely by Neutral Milk Hotel

the "Goldaline my dear" segment is transcendentally gorgeous
May 30, 2025 at 1:13 AM
🚨 🚨 new addition to "songs that have made me cry" 🚨 🚨

conscious uncoupling - pool kids
poolkidsband.bandcamp.com/track/consci...
Conscious Uncoupling, by Pool Kids
from the album Pool Kids
poolkidsband.bandcamp.com
May 27, 2025 at 1:37 AM
fucking finally
May 13, 2025 at 4:20 AM