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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 13h

This is no time for jokes!

Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 16h

I mean it’s basically punk for babies. Which is wild cause 95% of punk is also punk for babies. Frankly, everything I don’t listen to is music for babies.

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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 16h

FUUUUUUUUUUCK. She’s going bonkers for reel big fish…

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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 16h

NO

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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 16h

She heard up-strumming and trombones and started laughing and clapping and bouncing around. I’ve played a few bosstones songs and she’s having a blast. When the songs end she gets mad.

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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 16h

Fuck… FUCK. I think my baby’s favorite music is ska.

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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 1d

Always keep em guessing!

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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 2d

How did I forget this? I confused so many people this way

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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 2d

Also everything you do with it as a secondary use is extremely funny. Line your birdcage. Kindle your fireplace. Put it under your cats litter box. Take pictures. Then send it to them. They love that.

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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 2d

I had a physical sub to the onion for years and when they shut it down I was so bummed cause having a stack of them in your bathroom is a flex IMO. I didn’t realize the brought it back and I’m buying it as we speak.

Andrew Kinsey @andrewkinsey.bsky.social · 4d

Got my first print edition of The Onion and I couldn't be more excited to read it.

Physical copy of The Onion with headlines "FDA approves new drug that reverses the effects of Narcan" and "Homeland Security relaxed species requirements to join ICE" visible

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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 6d

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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 9d

I sold my boat but I still got friends in the marina. Frankly it’s the best way to enjoy the place.

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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 11d

The entire faculty is scrambling to respond as we speak

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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 18d

They didn’t have a sawzall on the boat to lop the head off so they just cut out the gills.

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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 19d

Local caught bluefin in today. Picked it up at the dock last night. No idea on the weight yet. Too big for all our scales.

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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 20d

This article was a good read

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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 20d

My spirit feels as light as a feather.

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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 20d

Everyone there is in shambles because the crown of “guy with the shittiest boat” is about to be passed.

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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 20d

It’s cliche for a reason.

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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 20d

Finally sold my boat. Our long national nightmare is over…

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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 21d

Bro thinks he’s rictus erectus

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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 27d

I think Ben Shapiro should do a great big public speech about what happened today.

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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 28d

‘Ate immigrants. Simple as.

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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 28d

Chav nicked me mobile

INBELLA @inbella.bsky.social · 29d

Queen’s brave four-word reaction after being told she was going to die

https://www.inbella.com/1257175/queens-brave-four-word-reaction-after-being-told-she-was-going-to-die/

A royal insider has revealed the late Queen Elizabeth’s brave and stoic reaction to the news that she had a form of bone …

Queen's brave four-word reaction after being told she was going to die - INBELLA

A royal insider has revealed the late Queen Elizabeth's brave and stoic reaction to the news that she had a form of bone marrow cancer, and didn't have long

www.inbella.com

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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · Sep 4

Can the robot guide me to the office kitchen?

“Well… not as of yet. BUT IT DOES KNOW OVER 3000 SLURS AND IS LEARNING MORE EVERY DAY!”

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