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Seattle • Year-round bike commuter • Miss Tex-Mex
Ha, this is literally why I checked "Exclude Playlist from your Taste Profile" on my sleep playlist, this happened to me last year.
December 4, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Craaaaaazy
November 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
reporting this
November 27, 2025 at 2:05 AM
"I hate going out to eat" is a common refrain here.

However, gladly pay for the things that are impractical at home or I haven't yet mastered "good enough" (sushi, etc.)
November 27, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Lotta weasel-words in that graf tbh
November 26, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Meanwhile I'm just here with this talking parrot.

Please talk to me!
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Making that easier is the gift link feed!
bsky.app/profile/did:...
November 25, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Stuff like this always reminds me of my all time favorite McSweeney's article.

www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/e-m...
E-mail Addresses That Would Be Really Annoying to Give Out Over the Phone
[email protected] [email protected] [email protected] [email protected] One1TheFirstJustTheNumberTheSeco...
www.mcsweeneys.net
November 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Gimme that kibbeh nayeh and lahmajoun
November 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM
At least we're not right at the beginning of the rainy season...
November 24, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Which leads to...
"The importer, Rad Power Bikes Inc., of Seattle, Washington has refused to agree to an acceptable recall. Given its financial situation, Rad Power Bikes has indicated to CPSC that it is unable to offer replacement batteries or refunds to all consumers. " 😬
November 24, 2025 at 9:10 PM
It really is the best!
November 23, 2025 at 4:53 AM
David Cop-a-feel, eh?
November 23, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Hey but the NYT covered it on A16.
November 21, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Kindergarten Cop GIF
ALT: Kindergarten Cop GIF
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 6:34 PM
First impeachment was in year 3.
(Jan 2020).
November 20, 2025 at 11:47 PM
...his...his second term started 10 months ago.
November 20, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I wonder if she is this woman.
November 12, 2025 at 9:54 PM