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“Nothing’s ever perfect… Earth turns on a tilted axis, just doing the best it can.” - Hohenheim of Light

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April 26, 2025 at 10:29 AM
So excited!!
March 21, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Spring in Chicago ☺️
March 20, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Please be for real lmao
March 6, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Quote this with your full avi

My constant reminder to get a haircut
March 5, 2025 at 9:56 PM
You
March 5, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Me in a hat 🧢

Ft. high school and college days 😅
February 27, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I need this manga animated immediately. #Gachiakuta
February 20, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Oh I’m the only one who did it huh
February 20, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Gotchu #ThickDickThursday 🫡
February 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Glorilla is a nut 😭
February 10, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I will not be shamed! Lmao
February 9, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I can handle them all back to back.
February 5, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I’m really only like this in relationships or during sex or in certain friend groups 😅 other than that, quiet and carefree.

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February 4, 2025 at 9:29 PM
February 1, 2025 at 2:13 AM
My next read!
January 28, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I’ll share some promo before it’s over
January 26, 2025 at 9:54 AM
There’s a long list of rapists and abusers in the music industry.

(Everyone on this list is an abuser of rapist who’ve dropped dick pics on the internet to distract from their crimes)
January 21, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Y’all can keep it now lmfao
January 19, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I need to have a tussle with someone’s birth control asap
January 16, 2025 at 4:09 PM
My new read
January 12, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I’m coming into so much money this week.. after being broke for so long
January 11, 2025 at 7:14 PM
If you look up “bitch” in the dictionary, he’s right there. #SquidGame2
January 2, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Idk which ones these are cuz my Pokémon knowledge ends after the first 100 😭 but this was fun
December 27, 2024 at 1:34 AM
He’s such a hotep for this verse
December 21, 2024 at 12:31 AM