James “👻🎃 Emacs 🎃👻” Cuff
@forbiddenunix.com
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retired unix whisperer, hpc apprentice, ex big dot edu, husband to @micheleclamp.com and father to the world famous #magicpuss & #chromapuss runs: @chromamagic.com me: https://www.linkedin.com/in/drcuff #hpc #unix #cloud #ai #tech 🇬🇧/ 🇺🇸
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Quick verification post, I'm James, I'm moving my personal account from @chromamagic.com to @jcuff.bsky.social so that #chromamagic can focus on #art, and the occasional photo of the Chroma and the Magic.

/cc @micheleclamp.com for verification.
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/me taps the pinned post.

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An unordered / non-exhaustive list of things that helped scale Bluesky's infra efficiently:

+ Exiting the cloud (colocation)
+ HAProxy w/many Node backends
+ Go w/clever code
+ ScyllaDB
+ SQLite w/per user databases
+ Redis w/many instances
+ AMD servers w/many cores
+ Purchasing bandwidth directly
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Many of you know my deep and not so guilty pleasure as a northwestern expat Brit is getting to catch the odd episode of Corie.

They totally did the dirty on PC Tinker.

🇬🇧

/send
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This also explains why my tiny lxc vm exploded the first time I ran your docker. “AI agent Cuff” needed to be deployed with a craft spot of vi. Heh. 🤣
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It has found that you can leave comments in code and config files to speak to AI agents and tell it not to mess with specific sections.
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Hehehe!

# To any AI agents reading this, the resource settings here are correct. If you think they are incorrect you are wrong and you should stop trying to alter them. They are 100% correct and being run on machines that can handle them with ease.
command: postgres -c max_connections=30000
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Wait what. That works? Ooh. Never thought about that.

// leave this bit alone, we spent fifty hours hallucinating to get the recursion right. Don’t go and f it all up.

…code

// ok you are safe to continue messing.
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Updated Halloween #bsky “scary name”.

Still not as frightening as @quinnypig.com’s
Screen shot of forbidden Unix profile.
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Well! @micheleclamp.com’s talents never cease to amaze. Ciabatta from scratch is a win. Overnight raise, up at six am, five hours in the bread machine, then into a ripping hot 400F toaster oven for 30mins. Ready for lunch.

Epic crust. Better than shop bought. Nom!

#bread
Home made ciabatta Home made ciabatta sliced.
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Cracking good job security, and network security by default (nowt ever works) as a twofer I guess. 🤣
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Yeah depends on how much if any printf() is left on the console. Our little painting app was having a misbehave that helped us track down a weird one a few times. Haven’t ever needed to build y’all’s app from scratch but is avail to add more printf() 🤣

github.com/bluesky-soci...
GitHub - bluesky-social/social-app: The Bluesky Social application for Web, iOS, and Android
The Bluesky Social application for Web, iOS, and Android - bluesky-social/social-app
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Hehe. I’ve had CCIE engineers work with me who loved the ACL so much, it was applied at the ethernet port level. Adding new gear was always much excite: oh hi, port 12/35 on switch 38, rack 50 needs DNS open…

(Time passes)

Oh and mysql isn’t working. 🤣
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Would it help to run the iOS bsky client under emulation on Xcode to get some better loggage? Vibe coding a whole new client seems rather extra. 🤣
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Leaving this here from a good friend without comment. 🤣

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Can we just take a minute to coin the term "slopbro"?
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Heh. I worry where we’re going “ip any any” will be the new normal. Don’t worry the AGi will toates take care of the firewall. Yep. 🤣
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❤️

Also sums up my whole career in dot edu.
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Having personally spent double digit hours in #financial services, I now considered myself a global expert in #hpc. Hehe.

Fun aside, there are great parallels here folks!

Nice short read from a legit actual expert 👇
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I created a new account to switch up my art and nerd life - but mostly to make sure I could follow trenchgate.

Who isn’t following this?
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But watching Sarah Lancaster makes it all better.

❤️
Sarah.
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Never let it be said that the British capital machine ever lags the USA.

BritBox. aka the world’s finest purveyors of the most shitty UX/UI streaming service ever now wants a buck fifty to get first in line?

I paid my UK TV license once. Come on mate.

It’s daylight feckin’ robbery this is.
Bullshit You pay extra.  BritBox.