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A Time to Kill, John Grisham 📖
An e-reader displaying Chapter 7 of A Time to Kill by John Grisham. The excerpt introduces Rocky Childers, a longtime prosecutor in Ford County, stuck in a low-paying, dead-end job, resentful of Judge Bullard.
August 22, 2025 at 4:38 AM
A taco gazing up at the heavens. Middle Ages painting. 🌮
This painting, recalling medieval or Renaissance religious art, depicts a taco with human-like features gazing toward the sky. The taco’s golden shell rests on a patch of uneven earth, with a serene, sunburst-lit landscape and soft, earthy colors, evoking a quiet spiritual moment in a whimsical style.
April 6, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Ernie was a master of facial expressions
A black-and-white cartoon illustration of a surprised boy wearing a hat. His eyebrows are raised, and his mouth is open in shock, while he holds a piece of paper in his hands. Lines near his head suggest a startled reaction
December 28, 2024 at 6:33 PM
#ChatGPT down 😵
upstream connect error or disconnect/reset before headers. retried and the latest reset reason: remote connection failure, transport failure reason: delayed connect error: 111 Retry
December 12, 2024 at 12:32 AM
My first #openai #sora generation. Christmas in the desert.
December 11, 2024 at 10:38 PM
Introducing my child to Mr. Bumpy of #BumpintheNight #television

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bump_in...
The image depicts a cartoon-like creature made of green clay or a similar material, with large eyes and a long pink tongue sticking out. The creature is holding a white sock in its raised hand, which appears to be slightly stretched. It has a playful or exaggerated stance, with its arms and legs bent in an almost acrobatic pose. The figure is designed with noticeable spots across its body, adding to its whimsical look.
December 2, 2024 at 10:39 PM
No Carpenters?!
Boardroom Suggestion is an exploitable comic series satirizing the perception gap between what consumers want and what corporate executives think they want, in similar vein of Corporate Logic and All Right, Gentlemen comics. Each comic begins with the executive consulting his staff for new product ideas, followed by the first two employees giving corporate-safe answers, which ends abruptly with the third employee being thrown out of the window for suggesting a consumer-approved idea.
December 2, 2024 at 4:48 AM
Shōgun
Promotional poster for miniseries, Shōgun.
November 21, 2024 at 4:56 AM
A #JavaScript #bookmarklet code that extracts and cleans up #Amazon product URLs. It checks if the current URL matches the Amazon product URL pattern and redirects to a cleaner URL.

Turn this: www.amazon.com/WALL%E2%80%A...

Into this: www.amazon.com/dp/B0BDMTDSHK
A JavaScript bookmarklet code that extracts and cleans up Amazon product URLs. It checks if the current URL matches the Amazon product URL pattern and redirects to a cleaner URL. If the pattern does not match, it alerts the user with a message saying "This does not appear to be an Amazon product page."
November 20, 2024 at 4:50 AM
🎵 I'll have a #Bluesky #Christmas… 🎵

#dalle3 #ai-art
A children's book illustration of a blue butterfly fluttering around a cozy Christmas scene. The setting includes a warm, decorated Christmas tree with twinkling lights, presents underneath, and a fireplace softly glowing. Snowflakes gently fall outside through a window, adding to the festive atmosphere. The butterfly, with vibrant blue wings, contrasts beautifully against the wintery background. The style is colorful, whimsical, and joyful, with soft, rounded edges and a magical, dream-like quality to the scene.
November 19, 2024 at 7:00 AM
Starting the day with Iced coffee and a chocolate-chip cookie.
an exploitable image macro in which the character Erik Magnus Lehnsherr (Michael Fassbender), aka Magneto, in X-Men: First Class asks to be shown "the real X." He asks twice, and upon seeing what he is looking for, he says, "Perfection.
February 12, 2024 at 3:10 PM
Steve Buscemi dressed youthfully and holding a skateboard. Caption says, “How Do You Do, Fellow Newskys?”
February 9, 2024 at 7:58 AM