BRUH. Let's talk about HARVEY. 😍 sweet. Loves a pickle. Mild and wreck-less. An educated professional. Sweaters. ✨️ bashful ✨️ Harvey is everything.

It also sounds like code for hooking up with a guy and sneaking into his bathroom after he fell asleep to release your date related stress diarrhea.

It was. That's the problem.

ABOUT to become? My guy, not a day goes by where I don't hear you in my head saying, "Buy my bed!"

You've done it. You've really done it.

The Last Unicorn, Peter S. Beagle.

Wait if this is Shayne Topp- does that mean Shayne Bottom (Damien) is here too?? Omg he is! @damienhaas.bsky.social

It's a trap, queen. Boys are selfish. He'd likely make a smoothie and say "get your own." Or drink half of yours. Get a girlfriend. She'll make your favorite flavor you told her about in passing six months ago. You forgot but she didn't.

I could kiss you for this reminder. Seasonal depression is hard. You gave me my first glimmer of hope all season. Thanks, friend.

I feel like it's true that the Harris campaign could have done more to reach out to minorities, but we can't forget it wasn't minorities who put him in office. White men voted disproportionately higher for him. We can't keep relying on women and PoC to save us. It's time White men do better.

Honey more accurate is 💩

But babes you actually open with "I do my hair toss, check my nails. Baby how you feelin'?" And this line has been so good. It inspires me to be kinder to myself and to others. Makes me feel strong and gentle at the same time.

Frfr my oled switch can't handle the simple mods I put on minecraft. Crashes every time.

It's bad bitch o'clock?

It's only to 50 because the people who think assigning an arbitrary numerical value with no standard whatsoever is a good idea haven't learned what comes after 50.

Ain't it wild the same people who want to silence women, black folk, immigrants, lgbtq folk, and the list goes on so only white nationalist cishet males can speak are saying this? When they do it, it's freedom of speech. When we don't wanna hear literal neonazis- we're an echo chamber. Anywayyy. 🙄