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Dissent is patriotic.

Disband the standing army.

Stop using Google.

[Posting from a bunker under siege in war-ravaged Portland. Send beer and prayers, but mostly beer.]

[[No IPAs, thanks.]]

[[[Actually, don't send beer, I don't trust your tastes.]]]
And Iran!!!! We literally overthrew their democratic republic and installed a puppet so we could pillage the country's resources
January 21, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Thing is, he could have just asked Denmark/Greenland if the USA could place some missile interceptors and radar stations in Greenland, and they probably would have said yes even a few months ago.
January 21, 2026 at 3:21 AM
This isn't true! It's not martial law! It's just using troops for regular law enforcement!
January 21, 2026 at 3:14 AM
It's organic Fair Trade. It can't be THAT bad. Right?
January 21, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Why is this coffee 70% off? Do I care? No.
January 21, 2026 at 1:29 AM
"The surge is disrupting the work of local law enforcement." srsly?
January 20, 2026 at 11:28 PM
You can't get through airport security without a Real ID or passport... and having your photo taken at the TSA checkpoint! There's no reason for this other than brute force control.
January 20, 2026 at 11:19 PM
This is just the execution of terror, no other reason.

DHS already gets a face picture of every person going through security!
January 20, 2026 at 11:16 PM
I spent some time this morning trying to get rid of Google's Gemini butthole. I couldn't! I have opted out of integrating it in every product I have… but it's still there!
January 20, 2026 at 10:47 PM
what's fun is that he doesn't need to be in the House to be Speaker!
January 20, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Considerably more people will be born in January 2026 than the entire population of New York City.
January 20, 2026 at 9:16 PM
there are over 8.2 billion people who can say he's not their mayor!
January 20, 2026 at 9:11 PM
wow cool good job my man
January 20, 2026 at 9:10 PM
As we all know, water magically goes over the Klamath and Cascade ranges to get from Oregon to California.
January 20, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Google would have dutifully renamed it that
January 20, 2026 at 7:43 PM