Forgiver
@forgiver.bsky.social
Good idea. I'm here to consume both.
November 15, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Good idea. I'm here to consume both.
I will settle for nothing less than a real whip at this point. Cowhide preferable, but I will accept synthetics to avoid animal cruelty.
November 14, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I will settle for nothing less than a real whip at this point. Cowhide preferable, but I will accept synthetics to avoid animal cruelty.
"Do you want another nap sir? I'm sure the Epstein birthday book decision at least can wait until tonight."
"...send in Kamala. I'm done."
"...send in Kamala. I'm done."
November 14, 2025 at 11:00 PM
"Do you want another nap sir? I'm sure the Epstein birthday book decision at least can wait until tonight."
"...send in Kamala. I'm done."
"...send in Kamala. I'm done."
Give me your Thailand, Jaipur, your Hummus Nachos yearning to be ate. The delicious fusions of your cultural plate.
November 14, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Give me your Thailand, Jaipur, your Hummus Nachos yearning to be ate. The delicious fusions of your cultural plate.
Look, I appreciate the bulwark squad, but like... I'm tired of half fucking loaves, man. I'm fucking starving for justice. Half loaves aren't cutting it anymore, and I'm tired of being allowed to keep my lunch money in exchange for a sign that says "kick me" taped over my balls.
a man holding a microphone with the words if you ain t first you 're last on the bottom
ALT: a man holding a microphone with the words if you ain t first you 're last on the bottom
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Look, I appreciate the bulwark squad, but like... I'm tired of half fucking loaves, man. I'm fucking starving for justice. Half loaves aren't cutting it anymore, and I'm tired of being allowed to keep my lunch money in exchange for a sign that says "kick me" taped over my balls.
Your executive editor is writing articles at a 6th grade level. There isn't a single insightful, revelatory, or valuable insight in this piece. Why would I want to pay money to read it?
November 9, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Your executive editor is writing articles at a 6th grade level. There isn't a single insightful, revelatory, or valuable insight in this piece. Why would I want to pay money to read it?
Tbh this article is some 5th grade writing. "Compare and Contrast the Biden and Trump Presidencies"
Outline:
"Both presidents promised to bring costs down."
"Both presidents failed to bring costs down."
"Both presidents insisted the statistics said they were doing well."
The end.
No deeper analysis?
Outline:
"Both presidents promised to bring costs down."
"Both presidents failed to bring costs down."
"Both presidents insisted the statistics said they were doing well."
The end.
No deeper analysis?
November 9, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Tbh this article is some 5th grade writing. "Compare and Contrast the Biden and Trump Presidencies"
Outline:
"Both presidents promised to bring costs down."
"Both presidents failed to bring costs down."
"Both presidents insisted the statistics said they were doing well."
The end.
No deeper analysis?
Outline:
"Both presidents promised to bring costs down."
"Both presidents failed to bring costs down."
"Both presidents insisted the statistics said they were doing well."
The end.
No deeper analysis?
Ken, as your not lawyer I feel obligated to remind you that your wife knows about social media and alcohol is not a reliable defense in the court of marriage.
November 8, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Ken, as your not lawyer I feel obligated to remind you that your wife knows about social media and alcohol is not a reliable defense in the court of marriage.
But Doctor, I am Pervliacci
November 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
But Doctor, I am Pervliacci
Come on Matt, standards are for Democrats. Republicans are just cultural passengers - rudderlessly adrift in a sea of not-wokeness. You can't expect them to have agency.
November 5, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Come on Matt, standards are for Democrats. Republicans are just cultural passengers - rudderlessly adrift in a sea of not-wokeness. You can't expect them to have agency.