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⠀❝ 𝐖𝐡𝐨 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐚𝐦 𝐈? 𝐀𝐡, 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐩𝐮𝐳𝐳𝐥𝐞... ❞⠀〖 Wᴇ̄ɢᴇɴᴅ Lɪ̄ᴄʟ 〗
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chey

Ever have a short on repeat for an hour while you're too focused on building a Walmart in a beautiful valley
January 28, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Turn it so that the beef is on the left side when I open it, OR I AM GOING TO FREAK OUT!!!
January 27, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Too much work.
January 27, 2026 at 11:10 PM

I ordered left side, not top side!

Remake it, shake my head!
January 27, 2026 at 10:56 PM
@ofbadomens.bsky.social

⠀⠀Alice always wanted to do this for the feline folk they had seen on their adventures. They never had the courage or the right tools on hand. Today was different. She walked up to the black-haired feline... and held out a massive fish.

⠀⠀" Pstpstpstpstpstpstpstpstpst- "
January 27, 2026 at 10:43 PM
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inside again—a bunny rabbit came out, flute in its mouth.

⠀⠀The rabbit handed the instrument to the performer and hopped out of the hat and into the unknown! Alice started playing a joyful tune on the flute!

⠀⠀" 🎶🎶🎶 "
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January 27, 2026 at 10:39 PM
@driftingshadows.bsky.social

⠀⠀❛ 𝘜𝘯𝘪𝘲𝘶𝘦, 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬. ❜

⠀⠀A flamboyant girl accosted him on the street out of the blue. With a smug grin, Alice removed her top hat, showed him the inside was empty, and threw it up in the air, floating back into her hands afterwards. She showed the

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January 27, 2026 at 10:39 PM
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⠀⠀In their shock, Alice's legs gave out, and they fell to the floor, leaving the metallic haul to scatter at the entity's feet. The organic's face grew white, tears welled and began to drip down their face.

⠀⠀" Don't kill me... "
January 27, 2026 at 10:04 PM
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walking down the steel pathways, humming a tune. When the "Rabbit Hole" was ready again, Alice hoped to earn a pretty penny with the current haul in the next realm.

𝘾 𝙇 𝘼 𝙉 𝙂 .

⠀⠀Around a corner, Alice slammed into something massive; looking upwards, they only saw a red light.

⠀⠀" A "

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January 27, 2026 at 10:04 PM
@macheity.bsky.social

⠀⠀Metal, cables, circuits! The "Rabbit Hole" had led her to a place that did not even seem habitable. Yet the strange, far-reaching facility was active, and it surely had a purpose, but Alice mattered not. They merely collected whatever spare parts possible in their arms,

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January 27, 2026 at 10:04 PM
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floor. Fragile blood cells ruptured; a stream of crimson ichor from their nostrils, swirling and blurring vision, while Alice was tied up taut with whatever the criminals had on hand.

⠀⠀Alice had become the sole hostage in a till recently hostage-less stand-off.
January 27, 2026 at 6:44 PM
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heard from outside.

⠀⠀❛ 𝘕𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦... 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘴𝘰 𝘭𝘰𝘶𝘥... 𝘞𝘢𝘪𝘵, 𝘸𝘩𝘺 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘴— ❜

⠀⠀Alice did not hear the yelling or see the barrels directed at her; instead, the only thing she could sense was the butt of an AR-15 slamming into her face, knocking her into a wall and down to the

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January 27, 2026 at 6:44 PM
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Alice stood up, and they went straight to the door, walking into the wide-open front of the complex all nonchalant.

⠀⠀❛ 𝘖𝘩, 𝘢 𝘫𝘦𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘳? 𝘔𝘢𝘺𝘣𝘦 𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘴𝘯𝘢— ❜

⠀⠀The little card was blinded by red and blue flashing past the windows. An alarm blared within the store, and multiple sirens were

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January 27, 2026 at 6:44 PM
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bouncing into and tumbling each one over in five seconds. Once their tush finally hit the ground, they were covered in miscellaneous maintenance items and containers filled with substances, thankfully none spilt on her—another story for the floor.

⠀⠀❛ 𝘈 𝘫𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘢𝘭 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘵... ❜

⠀⠀Dusted off,

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January 27, 2026 at 6:44 PM
@alastor.ruins.party

⠀⠀" 𝘿𝙤𝙬𝙣, 𝙙𝙤𝙬𝙣, 𝙙𝙤𝙬𝙣. "

⠀⠀This journey through the "Rabbit Hole" was a lot longer than the usual timeframe; almost about to grow impatient, before the young filly popped from the ceiling of a dingy, little room, immediately flung into the shelves against the walls,

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January 27, 2026 at 6:44 PM