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Dude, the bag man, man
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Fellow spacetime traveler. Posts no longer clever. ★★☆☆☆
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that's not the only hallucinating happening
November 3, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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Diderot:
To all time I attest, to all ages I appeal; NEVER is the public advantaged. Man has not truly sacrificed his rights; if he dared listen to only his heart's voice, changing suddenly his language he would say to us, like the host of the woods: "Nature made neither servant nor master; I want neither to give nor receive law" And his hands would weave the entrails of the priest for want of a cord to strangle kings.
July 29, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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His body also was like the beryl, and his face as the appearance of lightning, and his eyes as lamps of fire, and his arms and his feet like in colour to polished brass, and the voice of his words like the voice of a multitude. Daniel 10:6

A poetic description of, obviously, Optimus Prime
July 7, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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As they were walking along and talking together, suddenly a chariot of fire and horses of fire appeared and separated the two of them, and Elijah went up to heaven in a whirlwind. 2 Kings 2:11

Optimus Prime took Elijah to space.
July 7, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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June 27, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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dolls
A man with steepled fingers offers you a trade offer - i receive: your dolls you receive: a better life than your parents (which working class Americans had abandoned that idea), your family will own a home, you will be able to advance, you will have a good education, you will have economic freedom as long as you don't use it to buy dolls
May 7, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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ChatGPT screenshot. The user asks "is dog shit good fertilizer?" to which the response is "No. Dog feces is not a good fertilizer. It has several problems."
April 28, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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Bart Simpson: 42% approve of trump admin & 59% think its scary, so 1% are scared AND approve of it. Homer, correcting him: AT LEAST 1% are scared and approve of it.
April 25, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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An orangutan on a tricycle (last of us spoilers) chases a fleeing screaming child (last of us viewers)
April 23, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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is it too late for my 'He Is Rizzin' joke
Comedian Brian "Limmy" Limond shirtless in bed waing up and squinting. It's a meme.
April 21, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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April 18, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Actor Ron Livingston as Peter Gibbons in Office Space (1999) in hard hat and work clothing looking into the sun. "Fuckin A" he says, the final line of the movie.
April 18, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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have you seen the royal tenenbaums
April 14, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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George Washington, his right hand outreached palm up, along with the text “grab them thus. when you are famous they left you do it.”
April 12, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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Fashion goals
Archie Comics’ Jughead wearing trademark woopee cap S sweater with white collared shirt underneath, dope red trousers tucked into tongues of white sneakers. im telling you he looks fucking fly
April 11, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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B&W Nosferatu from the original movie looking creepy, captioned "I mean you have Van Helsing, who's a huge jerk, running around with stakes stabbing them into my heart. What an evil thing to do, what a creep, what a jerk. Like who derives joy from that?"
April 10, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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April 9, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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I wish in the past I had tried more things 'cause now I know that being in trouble is a fake idea

achewood.com
April 3, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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April 1, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Modern American Constitutional lawyers:
April 1, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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March 29, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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Nosferatu from the original movie looking creepy as always, captioned "I mean you have Van Helsing, who's a huge jerk, running around with stakes stabbing them into my heart. What an evil thing to do, what a creep, what a jerk. Like who derives joy from that?"
March 29, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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Every baby born since 2016 looking around at what we brought them into
March 19, 2025 at 2:37 AM