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FoulAtreides 🐭
@foulatreides.bsky.social
Jockstrap wearing member of the Spacing Guild. Home planet Nyack, NY (NYC adjacent) 🏳️‍🌈- The Spice must Flow 😏 (he,him,asshole) ♓️
Get in line, bitch
December 18, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Breathe. Look at this lil guy in a sock
December 18, 2025 at 5:17 AM
I’m in hell but surrounded by snow. Explain now please
December 18, 2025 at 4:07 AM
🤣🤣🤣
December 18, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Dying…. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 - thank for the great content. You help me laugh
December 16, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Please do tell, how to!
December 16, 2025 at 5:12 AM
It’s not about being better nor worse. Corporations pick what we watch. If you really like something we all need to scream loud enough about how much we like it. Democracy is an active sport
December 16, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Me too. It’s ridiculous.

Remember, Pedialyte is your Jedi master.
December 16, 2025 at 4:11 AM
My appendix ruptured in 2015. Emergency surgery. They had to fill my abdomen with 7 liters of saline to wash my gut out because 1/2” of my appendix had gone gangrene. (Zero pain beforehand btw). Anyway, I feel your pain. I couldn’t even sit up for 4 days. Hang in there, you got this! 💙💙💙
December 16, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I cannot process this yet. I was not built for this fucking timeline. I really thought I was doing okay but no.

WTF is going on?!
December 15, 2025 at 4:45 AM
So’s the bf 😏
December 15, 2025 at 4:38 AM
It’s on constant rotation here.
December 15, 2025 at 4:26 AM
This breaks me
December 15, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I can’t do this. I just fucking can’t.
December 15, 2025 at 4:22 AM
FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC. The gays approve.

FoulAtreides - Tristate area gay spokesperson
December 15, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Same. Everything right except hockey and wanking. Always left.
December 14, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Same. It’s so beautiful when all you have to do is look at it out your window. Lol
December 14, 2025 at 4:48 PM
If it makes you feel better we are about to get our first snow storm tomorrow. Luck finally ran out.

However we’ve been in the deep freezer with you guys for the past 2 weeks. Humidifiers working OT. Just the fucking worst.
December 13, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Great minds lol
December 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I do the exact same thing. I have a built in guilty conscious. I want my bf to have what he wants not what he wants, adjacent.
December 13, 2025 at 12:16 AM