It's the pigeon

Accidentally befriended stray cat coming right up

Was it "The present only toucheth thee: Buddo!"? Cos if that's the case I could read it just fine all the way to the end (provided you did not add any stanzas after "I guess an’ fear!")

I think so! You go to home > menu on the top left > settings > moderation

See, now I'm suspecting Kirkdale Bookshop has a bat signal going off every time someone mentions the Batrachomyomachia

(Also I just googled it and apparently owls can be bats' predators. Poor lil cuties)

Was mainly thinking of the Batman kind of bats (plural cos they're a species apparently, according to my brain) but actually, how about a bats vs owls spin-off in a Batrachomyomachia-like fashion?

Lol! Would be worth it just to confuse the bats

An owl? That would be mad

It's like you see into my soul!

Gorgonzola