bryson dechambaudrillard
@foundyourball.bsky.social
from here now
anyone do this yet
November 8, 2025 at 11:51 PM
anyone do this yet
do product names count
November 4, 2025 at 2:49 AM
do product names count
me tweeting this
October 8, 2025 at 3:01 AM
me tweeting this
dear Mr. Tim Onion please bring back the daily tear-away desk calendar @bencollins.bsky.social
September 7, 2025 at 2:49 AM
dear Mr. Tim Onion please bring back the daily tear-away desk calendar @bencollins.bsky.social
"I don't care what anyone says, I like that movie."
August 24, 2025 at 2:53 AM
"I don't care what anyone says, I like that movie."
I know I retweeted it but the timeline delivers
August 12, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I know I retweeted it but the timeline delivers
this is an ad in the ESPN app. ESPN! we are so cooked
August 11, 2025 at 3:31 PM
this is an ad in the ESPN app. ESPN! we are so cooked
never fails
August 8, 2025 at 1:54 AM
never fails
nazis have been wearing red ball caps since long before the rise of Trump and we tried to warn yall
July 23, 2025 at 4:31 AM
nazis have been wearing red ball caps since long before the rise of Trump and we tried to warn yall
glasses broke today. I think the part I’m most upset about is that they broke in such a cliche way at the bridge. shit’s played out
July 23, 2025 at 2:08 AM
glasses broke today. I think the part I’m most upset about is that they broke in such a cliche way at the bridge. shit’s played out
cool thing to have on your car when someone parked next to you is trying to get their kid loaded in the car. I hope you get your dick caught in your zipper
July 19, 2025 at 5:53 PM
cool thing to have on your car when someone parked next to you is trying to get their kid loaded in the car. I hope you get your dick caught in your zipper
no kings? how about just one king
June 15, 2025 at 3:15 AM
no kings? how about just one king
we ignored the signs
June 12, 2025 at 3:28 AM
we ignored the signs
i don’t have enough milk for cereal and I don’t have any coffee and i went to the store LAST NIGHT
June 7, 2025 at 3:23 PM
i don’t have enough milk for cereal and I don’t have any coffee and i went to the store LAST NIGHT
my kid’s preschool app updates sound like dem fundraising emails
June 6, 2025 at 4:08 PM
my kid’s preschool app updates sound like dem fundraising emails
bummed that I 3-putted here. but proud to once again have stayed out of the chode bunker
June 2, 2025 at 1:12 AM
bummed that I 3-putted here. but proud to once again have stayed out of the chode bunker
