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Chicago! What a fucking joy it was playing for you. Thanks to everyone who braved the cold and also to Fig Dish and Child Seat and to our special guests Gina and Cory et al. As always thanks to our pal Saito for the photo

Chicago! We are all up in your shit. Come ring in the new year with us TONIGHT at the Vic Theater. What else are you gonna do, stay home and watch shitty country music on TV? https://www.axs.com/events/1162251/fountains-of-wayne-nye-tickets

We are playing in Chicago on New Year's Eve! Tickets https://www.axs.com/events/1162251/fountains-of-wayne-nye-tickets

Thanks Ocean City for a lovely afternoon. I didn't make it onto the human slingshot but it's naught to do with being old and frail. Rather they wouldn't let me into that part because I had the wrong pass

Thanks Milwaukee for a fantastic 4th! We love your art museum and next time we're gonna get on the fucking ski lift ride if it kills us

Thank you to the Japanese fan for the Japanese fan

Greetings from Yokohama

Thanks Boca Raton for a lovely evening! Pleasure meeting so many of you and sweating on many of you

Oceans Calling Festival, September 26, Ocean City MD
Tickets: www.oceanscallingfestival.com/tickets