@pftompkins.bsky.social, I was the guy at your Iowa City show that yelled about being "P*ss Pig."

I have a short list of things that if I ever got the chance to yell, I would. I can cross that off the list now.

I'm glad you exist. You make life better. Thanks for giving us laughs over the years.

Tfw you are finished eating a bag salad and you feel a piece of lettuce in your mouth. So you start to chomp on it only to realize that it was some green onion.