Nazgûl No 4
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Nazgûl No 4
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It’s hard to bulk up as a wraith. Plus, my gym’s haunted. Can lift you and your horse. Designated drunk people carrier when Talion’s gone. Hotter than 7 😏
There you are 😏
a man with long hair and a beard is laying in a white fur coat
ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is laying in a white fur coat
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December 3, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Tried them once, but the floor gave out and we spent the night putting the closet back together 🫤
December 3, 2025 at 7:01 PM
One for each eye that saw nothing 👀
December 3, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I’d say I can do that. I wonder if Khamul has a shampoo to enhance the spooky blue glow of my hair?
December 3, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Sounds fun. Would I be the bad guy or scaring off the bad guy? Or both?
December 2, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Can’t have anyone coughing inside a broom closet and giving themselves away!
December 2, 2025 at 8:51 PM
We hardly knew rain in the south. If I wasn’t a wraith now, I’d probably be shaking like a leaf.

Truth be told, I’m not sure this kind of weather is natural here. The Witch Queen might have had a hand in making the land more festive, that’s my suspicion.
December 2, 2025 at 8:49 PM
If there’s one thing we have enough of in Mordor, it’s wraiths…

Which one is the spookiest? I’ll be that one.
November 29, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Can’t blame them for taking dust very seriously. There was that time when the Witch Queen would inspect the broom closets multiple times a day.
November 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
*scratches his beard*

Winter time at the Nobbits’ must be difficult.
November 29, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Those gargoyles work very hard; can’t blame them for taking chances.
November 29, 2025 at 10:55 PM
It’s those sudden gusts of winds coming down the Ephel Dúath. Might freeze those curls of yours right in place if you’re not careful. I hope you have the right boots to walk in this weather?
November 29, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Why would that be? Was he kissed by a gargoyle or something?
November 29, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Very good idea!
November 29, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Would some mulled wine help you forget?
November 29, 2025 at 10:03 PM
You do. Are we cursed to kiss now? Or is that optional? 👀
November 29, 2025 at 9:09 PM
You’re immune to its power then, Ernil?
November 29, 2025 at 9:07 PM
They certainly can.

*eyes ring on his hand*

I’ve heard of the power of the mistletoe. People have been lost in broom closets for day! You walked past them and thought they were haunted.
November 29, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Hmm, a few hundred years ago, I‘d have disagreed and said Númenorian ancestry was very serious indeed 😅

… we’re still having the cake, right?
November 16, 2025 at 3:42 PM
By Oromë’s mighty buttcheeks, I have a lot to learn on the dance floor 👀
November 1, 2025 at 10:02 PM