Nazgûl No 4
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It’s hard to bulk up as a wraith. Plus, my gym’s haunted. Can lift you and your horse. Designated drunk people carrier when Talion’s gone. Hotter than 7 😏
There you are 😏
a man with long hair and a beard is laying in a white fur coat
ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is laying in a white fur coat
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December 3, 2025 at 10:47 PM
There you are 😏
Tried them once, but the floor gave out and we spent the night putting the closet back together 🫤
December 3, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Tried them once, but the floor gave out and we spent the night putting the closet back together 🫤
One for each eye that saw nothing 👀
December 3, 2025 at 7:00 PM
One for each eye that saw nothing 👀
I’d say I can do that. I wonder if Khamul has a shampoo to enhance the spooky blue glow of my hair?
December 3, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I’d say I can do that. I wonder if Khamul has a shampoo to enhance the spooky blue glow of my hair?
Sounds fun. Would I be the bad guy or scaring off the bad guy? Or both?
December 2, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Sounds fun. Would I be the bad guy or scaring off the bad guy? Or both?
Can’t have anyone coughing inside a broom closet and giving themselves away!
December 2, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Can’t have anyone coughing inside a broom closet and giving themselves away!
We hardly knew rain in the south. If I wasn’t a wraith now, I’d probably be shaking like a leaf.
Truth be told, I’m not sure this kind of weather is natural here. The Witch Queen might have had a hand in making the land more festive, that’s my suspicion.
Truth be told, I’m not sure this kind of weather is natural here. The Witch Queen might have had a hand in making the land more festive, that’s my suspicion.
December 2, 2025 at 8:49 PM
We hardly knew rain in the south. If I wasn’t a wraith now, I’d probably be shaking like a leaf.
Truth be told, I’m not sure this kind of weather is natural here. The Witch Queen might have had a hand in making the land more festive, that’s my suspicion.
Truth be told, I’m not sure this kind of weather is natural here. The Witch Queen might have had a hand in making the land more festive, that’s my suspicion.
If there’s one thing we have enough of in Mordor, it’s wraiths…
Which one is the spookiest? I’ll be that one.
Which one is the spookiest? I’ll be that one.
November 29, 2025 at 11:02 PM
If there’s one thing we have enough of in Mordor, it’s wraiths…
Which one is the spookiest? I’ll be that one.
Which one is the spookiest? I’ll be that one.
Can’t blame them for taking dust very seriously. There was that time when the Witch Queen would inspect the broom closets multiple times a day.
November 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Can’t blame them for taking dust very seriously. There was that time when the Witch Queen would inspect the broom closets multiple times a day.
*scratches his beard*
Winter time at the Nobbits’ must be difficult.
Winter time at the Nobbits’ must be difficult.
November 29, 2025 at 10:57 PM
*scratches his beard*
Winter time at the Nobbits’ must be difficult.
Winter time at the Nobbits’ must be difficult.
Those gargoyles work very hard; can’t blame them for taking chances.
November 29, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Those gargoyles work very hard; can’t blame them for taking chances.
It’s those sudden gusts of winds coming down the Ephel Dúath. Might freeze those curls of yours right in place if you’re not careful. I hope you have the right boots to walk in this weather?
November 29, 2025 at 10:53 PM
It’s those sudden gusts of winds coming down the Ephel Dúath. Might freeze those curls of yours right in place if you’re not careful. I hope you have the right boots to walk in this weather?
Why would that be? Was he kissed by a gargoyle or something?
November 29, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Why would that be? Was he kissed by a gargoyle or something?
Very good idea!
November 29, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Very good idea!
Would some mulled wine help you forget?
November 29, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Would some mulled wine help you forget?
You do. Are we cursed to kiss now? Or is that optional? 👀
November 29, 2025 at 9:09 PM
You do. Are we cursed to kiss now? Or is that optional? 👀
You’re immune to its power then, Ernil?
November 29, 2025 at 9:07 PM
You’re immune to its power then, Ernil?
They certainly can.
*eyes ring on his hand*
I’ve heard of the power of the mistletoe. People have been lost in broom closets for day! You walked past them and thought they were haunted.
*eyes ring on his hand*
I’ve heard of the power of the mistletoe. People have been lost in broom closets for day! You walked past them and thought they were haunted.
November 29, 2025 at 9:01 PM
They certainly can.
*eyes ring on his hand*
I’ve heard of the power of the mistletoe. People have been lost in broom closets for day! You walked past them and thought they were haunted.
*eyes ring on his hand*
I’ve heard of the power of the mistletoe. People have been lost in broom closets for day! You walked past them and thought they were haunted.
Hmm, a few hundred years ago, I‘d have disagreed and said Númenorian ancestry was very serious indeed 😅
… we’re still having the cake, right?
… we’re still having the cake, right?
November 16, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Hmm, a few hundred years ago, I‘d have disagreed and said Númenorian ancestry was very serious indeed 😅
… we’re still having the cake, right?
… we’re still having the cake, right?
By Oromë’s mighty buttcheeks, I have a lot to learn on the dance floor 👀
November 1, 2025 at 10:02 PM
By Oromë’s mighty buttcheeks, I have a lot to learn on the dance floor 👀