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the dog has infiltrated ur website
@foxbiscuit.bsky.social
25 🔞 he/him 🏳️‍⚧️ ΘΔ
pro-fiction, anti-zoo/map/predator.
incredibly inactive. I did not have sexual relations with that toaster
I got invited ti the Amazon vine program so I get to review free stuff now
I got a tiny jumping spider enclosure and I'm so excited 😭 I can't wait, I've been wanting one for ages now and I finally have one!!!!!!
March 17, 2025 at 2:05 PM
just found out about this bot from pedo/zoo alerter on twitter, go subscribe to it rn y'all
you should get laelaps to 1k likes
March 17, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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𝔫𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔥𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔯

Music by @tttlllrrr.bsky.social 👹
February 23, 2025 at 11:58 PM
"I'm not like OTHER trans people I dont-" Yeah, they don't care, sis.
The leopards will still in fact eat your face when they eat mine.
February 25, 2025 at 1:02 PM
my knee is giving out, oh thats fun
February 10, 2025 at 12:28 AM
WHY IS NEARLY ALL MY DISCOVER PAGE IN GERMAN
PLEASE IM JUST A BOY
February 5, 2025 at 11:10 AM
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F*CK YES! Rep. Jasmine Crockett:

"We are going to be in your faces, we're gonna be on your ass, we're going to make sure you understand that this is what democracy looks like!"
February 5, 2025 at 12:51 AM
gonna start using the men's bathroom and when they get mad I'll just look at them confused and say "but you said we have to use the men's bathroom, I'm not allowed to use the women's anymore"
February 5, 2025 at 10:52 AM
quotes from watership down will forever be some of my favorites
I miss fiction like that. I miss richard adams, ayn rand, ray bradbury, george orwell
all beautiful books and stories and instead the market today is riddled with pornography masked as ya fiction, all written a fourth grade level
November 30, 2024 at 4:36 PM
love me a man with aut-rizz-m
November 26, 2024 at 5:00 AM
i am so hungry
but i tried to eat last night and the sheer act of eating made me want to vomit. i was so disgusted with myself.
i think im having a relapse. i dont want this. i dont fucking want this. i wont lose weight like this, ill just be sick.
why does this have to haunt me the rest of my life?
November 25, 2024 at 3:56 PM
if you're a durge and you hiss back at his majesty, astarion goes "well! at least you purr for me"
excuse me while I DIE
November 25, 2024 at 3:54 AM
the urge to write fanfic is strong but im not gonna, nobody would read it lmao
November 24, 2024 at 11:32 PM
just picturing astarion slutting it up as a rich magistrate, holding beautiful dinners and bedding the aristocracy as staff carried around trays of wine & drugs, then having his entire view of sex and sin changed because if he didn't bring people back and betray them to cazador he would be tortured
November 24, 2024 at 11:31 PM
I love Neil's confidence that players weren't going to find out about the blood of lathander thing, assumably because y
he thought players would do it "right" and not just take the mace

nah man rpg players are bunch of fucking goblins there are no thoughts between the whole of us
November 24, 2024 at 4:55 PM
"if you're not happy then just lose weight" ive been trying to lose it since i gained it. i got a fucking eating disorder trying to lose it. nothing has worked.
i finally started to lose weight when i was working retail but within a month of losing that job it was all back. i eat once a day, most
November 24, 2024 at 1:24 AM
i wanna cosplay but i know that no matter how well i do, people will only see that im fat and therefore my cosplay is wrong
but most of my favorite medias dont have fat characters period, let alone fat ones that are liked .w.
there are like two fat characters in bg3
November 24, 2024 at 1:09 AM
I'm fucking crying akxnqkjckakfmd
Here’s a visualization of all the curse words in real time, which is oddly satisfying:

swearsky.bagpuss.org
SwearSky
Bluesky profanity, as it happens
swearsky.bagpuss.org
November 23, 2024 at 4:57 AM
i love it when an app that advertises itself as lgbt+ dating is full of straight cis people that dont respect trans/queer people
why is there even a fucking option for straight on there
why cant i fucking hide myself from straight men
why can cis men list themselves as lesbians
November 23, 2024 at 4:42 AM
what I say: "I'll be right back babies, stay right there, I just gotta pee/grab a drink"
what my dogs and cat hear: "I have to come with you right now or I will never see you again"
November 22, 2024 at 8:37 AM
i don't love astarion because i can fix him.
i love him because hes broken.
because i see myself in him, and i see someone worthy of love despite their trauma- ans it makes me feel like if he is worthy of love, then maybe i am, too.
ive learned that sex is the only way for me to have value, to be
November 21, 2024 at 8:08 PM
none of my dreams will ever come true, because i simply dont have the skill to accomplish them- nor the capacity to develop the skill, despite years of trying.
i wish i were more.
i wish i were something.
November 20, 2024 at 3:38 PM
Perhaps in my youth I'd made a deal with a devil, and didn't recall. Maybe they wiped my memory of it, maybe I was in denial. There is no certainty.
All that I know is that they seem to be trying very hard to get me to cash in their check early. They don't wish to wait for my soul, but they
November 20, 2024 at 12:36 PM
Be unpalatable. Be undigestible. Don't allow the people that hate you to dictate your actions- make them seethe, and do not lessen yourself to fit in others' mouths.
November 20, 2024 at 11:36 AM