Gonna be so honest, besties. I hope alcohol poisoning takes me out tonight

Cunt 💋

Bluesky, baby girl, sorry I’ve been neglecting you. I’ve had this overwhelming desire to go out of my way to infuriate my MAGA relatives on other platforms. I promise I still love you 💙

I found a way to emulate my favorite girly little ds game from 2008 onto my phone and I shit you not, it’s the only thing that’s kept me from not making choices that are detrimental to my existence

I’m afraid of everything all the time but look sometimes i’m cute

Fuck dude I don’t want to keep doing this 💀

I’m at my fucking limit lol

“iT was a RoMaN SaLuTe”

Shut up. Shut the fuck up. You dumb fucks will try to justify anything and everything. I genuinely hope those of you who are making excuses for Musk have miserable lives. Fuck off with that.

So here’s a quick thing for anyone in my personal life who finds me on here; FUCK YOU if you voted for Trump!!!! Or if you hate trans people! I’m fucking over people like this and I’m tired of pretending like I like you!!!

- your drunk, exhausted friend/family member

Look, it’s really great that I can freely shit on MAGA and conservatives in general on here without backlash… but the petty side of me just really wants to get under some people’s skin and watch them crash out in the comments section

Excited to be on a platform where I don’t have to worry about pissing off my extreme Mormon family members with the whole raging gay atheist thing. Or in other words, being myself 🙃

… conservative Mormons tend to stay away from bluesky… right?

First post is my dog. He’s also first in my heart. And my lock screen. You will see him a lot. Consider this a warning