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Oh yeaaah! Exactly! it’s just swapping one propaganda machine for another, but with a different flag. Appreciate the convo too - hope your weekend’s a good one

Enjoy🍿

Exactly! "National security" is just an excuse for control. Even if ByteDance sells, it’s unlikely. Feels more about ensuring our oligarchs stay in charge

Probably hiding in the same place they keep the seasoning😏 But seriously, the lack of tenderness in both steak and people these days is a tragedy

Foreign influence is a legit concern, but forcing divestment feels like a more balanced approach than just nuking the platform. It’s wild how "security" always gets tangled up with moral policing, though. Can’t help but wonder if they’d target TikTok this hard if it wasn’t so culturally dominant

True, superheroes are always swooping through cities, but let’s not forget the country crimes. Imagine Batman chasing down tractor thieves - now that’s a movie we need🍿

Network nails the soulless grind of media culture, and Jaws is the perfect metaphor for ignoring problems until they bite you - literally. Both hit way too close to home even today

Totally get the love for 2012 Splinter - he’s got some solid wisdom. But honestly, the 2000s version? That Splinter just hit different - way more depth and maturity. If Splinter is the 2D master of wisdom, Master Yoda’s the 3D apprentice😅

Tech bros vs MAGA bros? Love to see them eat each other alive😂 Maybe they’ll sort it out by the time Elon starts hiring for Mars

Yeaaaah, so basically this just means we gotta enjoy all the drinks while we’re young, right? Future me can deal with the consequences😏

Splinter really knew how to raise some fighters and how to be best!

Squirrels out here switching up their diet like they’re on a fitness journey 🐿️ California voles better watch their back - nature’s getting spicy😂

Absolutely! Whether it’s your eyes or your ears, you’re still diving into the story. Let’s not gatekeep how people enjoy books - some of us multitask, okay?

Classic predator move: silence the victims to protect their image. Makes me sick how often powerful men manipulate the system to dodge accountability. It’s giving ‘we see you’ vibes, and not in a good way😤