Fpl Failure
@fpl-failure.bsky.social
I’ve always been bad at FPL but I like talking about it!
Actually got good for three years but back to the norm now.
24/25: 242k
23/24: 1148th
22/23: 93k
21/22: 40k
Pre 2021: we don’t talk about this.
Oh and I’m a Wolves fan, unfortunately.
Actually got good for three years but back to the norm now.
24/25: 242k
23/24: 1148th
22/23: 93k
21/22: 40k
Pre 2021: we don’t talk about this.
Oh and I’m a Wolves fan, unfortunately.
4 penalty misses for my fpl team in 11 gameweeks is stupid. What a crap season all round.
November 9, 2025 at 4:47 PM
4 penalty misses for my fpl team in 11 gameweeks is stupid. What a crap season all round.
I fucking love owning Bowen and Enzo. Absolute disaster class this week.
November 8, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I fucking love owning Bowen and Enzo. Absolute disaster class this week.
Bowen needs to find the nearest biggest bin and get all the way into it asap
November 8, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Bowen needs to find the nearest biggest bin and get all the way into it asap
Rolling this week after a bit of a rough gw10. Still sitting quite nicely at 470k but I’m begging for Bowen to finally come good today
November 8, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Rolling this week after a bit of a rough gw10. Still sitting quite nicely at 470k but I’m begging for Bowen to finally come good today
Anyway, some more Mukiele heroics tonight would be lovely
November 3, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Anyway, some more Mukiele heroics tonight would be lovely
Well, selling Pedro instead of Bowen last week was technically the wrong call, but I feel pretty unlucky that Bowen came away with nothing in that game.
Can’t imagine West Ham score 3 goals with no Bowen involvement very often!
Can’t imagine West Ham score 3 goals with no Bowen involvement very often!
November 3, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Well, selling Pedro instead of Bowen last week was technically the wrong call, but I feel pretty unlucky that Bowen came away with nothing in that game.
Can’t imagine West Ham score 3 goals with no Bowen involvement very often!
Can’t imagine West Ham score 3 goals with no Bowen involvement very often!
This is going to be a brutal week!
November 1, 2025 at 2:36 PM
This is going to be a brutal week!
Mbeumo’s going to be the rank killer this week isn’t he? Hoping for a Dyche revival to keep him quiet this weekend
October 31, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Mbeumo’s going to be the rank killer this week isn’t he? Hoping for a Dyche revival to keep him quiet this weekend
I’ve done the maverick Pedro to Mateta move, just to be different. I hate Bowen being there but he gets two more games before likely becoming Guiu with Longstaff moving up to an 8m ish mid in gw12
October 31, 2025 at 8:49 AM
I’ve done the maverick Pedro to Mateta move, just to be different. I hate Bowen being there but he gets two more games before likely becoming Guiu with Longstaff moving up to an 8m ish mid in gw12
You can all pipe down about your blanks and doubles now 😅
October 30, 2025 at 11:33 AM
You can all pipe down about your blanks and doubles now 😅
Was set on Pedro to Mateta as my only move but seriously tempted to move Bowen and Longstaff to Kroupi and Mbeumo as well for a -4.
Too points chasey?
Too points chasey?
October 27, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Was set on Pedro to Mateta as my only move but seriously tempted to move Bowen and Longstaff to Kroupi and Mbeumo as well for a -4.
Too points chasey?
Too points chasey?
Super week, despite Van de Ven doing his best to ruin it. All chips gone now though so the fun but is over.
October 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Super week, despite Van de Ven doing his best to ruin it. All chips gone now though so the fun but is over.
I’m not a petty man but the main reason I want Gabriel and Saka to play is so that no one gets Rodon off the bench 🙃
October 26, 2025 at 11:15 AM
I’m not a petty man but the main reason I want Gabriel and Saka to play is so that no one gets Rodon off the bench 🙃
Joao Pedro about to get yeeted for Mateta as soon as the prices look to be changing
October 25, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Joao Pedro about to get yeeted for Mateta as soon as the prices look to be changing
Are Man Utd….good?
October 25, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Are Man Utd….good?
Rodon, Longstaff and Bowen
a man with his arms crossed is smiling and saying noice !
ALT: a man with his arms crossed is smiling and saying noice !
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October 24, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Rodon, Longstaff and Bowen
Am I going to be able to resist yeeting Bowen out of my team tonight after he blanks later?
October 24, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Am I going to be able to resist yeeting Bowen out of my team tonight after he blanks later?
BB in the mud 😭
October 24, 2025 at 1:05 PM
BB in the mud 😭
Bench boost active to get it out of the way. Not expecting much at all but hopefully one of the 4 can get a return to scrape 10 points.
October 24, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Bench boost active to get it out of the way. Not expecting much at all but hopefully one of the 4 can get a return to scrape 10 points.
I’m going to have Bowen, Rodon and Longstaff in action tonight, so I can only assume West Ham will jam a 1-0 win via a Paqueta penalty after a handball from an AWB cross.
October 24, 2025 at 7:11 AM
I’m going to have Bowen, Rodon and Longstaff in action tonight, so I can only assume West Ham will jam a 1-0 win via a Paqueta penalty after a handball from an AWB cross.
Munoz, Mateta and Sarr (pretty much) all getting the full game tonight. Palace still somehow losing to AEK.
October 23, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Munoz, Mateta and Sarr (pretty much) all getting the full game tonight. Palace still somehow losing to AEK.
How does Caicedo keep scoring 😂
October 22, 2025 at 7:30 PM
How does Caicedo keep scoring 😂
Enzo starting then, hopefully gets 60 and comes off unscathed and the bench boost is back on
October 22, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Enzo starting then, hopefully gets 60 and comes off unscathed and the bench boost is back on
Have to admire Arteta’s commitment to playing Saka every minute. Just back from an injury, 4-0 up, nah leave him on.
October 21, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Have to admire Arteta’s commitment to playing Saka every minute. Just back from an injury, 4-0 up, nah leave him on.