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Sanne (fpwoper) 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️
@fpwoper.bsky.social
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she/her | '95 | Dutch 🏳️‍🌈🔞
Next thing: Wee Con

Writer, reader, crafter (X-stitch/embroidery)
Buy my stuff or commission me on ko-fi (see link below).

Original writing: Sanne Burg

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egomania [by secondmusebestmuse]
Ed/Taika | Explicit | 4.3k words

A fic inspired by @serpentanddahlia.bsky.social's Right Where You Left Me.

A fic that explores what happens when Dahlia's Ed meets Taika Waititi - who both like the way they look and wouldn't mind fucking their double.

#ofmdfic
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January 28, 2026 at 12:48 PM
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annoyingly impressive
Rhys/Rosie | Explicit | 2.6k words

A prequel of sorts to perfectly average, written for @lemezzer.bsky.social.
The fic that gives one option to how the Taika/Rosie fic came into being.

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January 28, 2026 at 12:32 PM
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wee con (workshop) 'drabbles'

Written for the @ofmcommunity.bsky.social drabble workshop @dracothelizard.bsky.social & I hosted

ghost - prompts: Chauncey + ghost
blanket fort - prompts: Jim + blanket fort
clones - prompts: Nigel + found family

Bonus: the Wee Con drabble collection!!

#ofmdfic
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January 28, 2026 at 12:16 PM
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handle with care
Izzy & Mary Allamby | General | 3.6k

Izzy is ill, and his partner Roach is away from home and can’t take care of him. Instead, Roach sends Mary over to help care for his partner.

Written for @izzyhandsbingo.bsky.social 2025.

#ofmdfic
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January 27, 2026 at 12:11 PM
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a proposal for the ages
Ed&Stede&Izzy | Teen and up | 3.8k words

Ed and Stede decide to ask Izzy to marry them, but Izzy didn’t even know they were dating.

Written for @izzyhandsbingo.bsky.social 2025.

#ofmdfic
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January 27, 2026 at 12:09 PM
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the art of love
Ed/Stede | Explicit | 53k words

A RBB 2025 collab with @mahnah.bsky.social

Trans artist Ed (aka Blackbeard) meets Stede. Stede doesn't know he keeps complimenting Ed's art and, by extension, Ed's body.
Featuring many art pieces by the amazing mahnah!

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January 27, 2026 at 10:14 AM
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I made little Lego rosy maple moths, and I put up a diamond painting, *and* I ended up doing three commissions for mini cross stitched pixel pirates!
I can't wait to do more things for this new craft fair!
A photo of a framed diamond painting on top of a couch. The diamond painting is of a lighthouse in a sunset. A photo of a small rosy maple moth made out of lego A photo of a lego branch inspired by rosy maple moth colours A photo of three cross stitch hoops. These were commissions won. The top left is Stede in his cursed suit, the top right is Izzy. Middle bottom is Fang and Ivan!
January 27, 2026 at 7:23 AM
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So am I 🤣🤣
A screenshot of Scrivener with a title "cacti au". The text in the file itself reads: they’re cacti - different types - still sailing the oceans and being pirates
January 23, 2026 at 5:55 PM
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There are so, so many OFMD WIPs still spinning around in my brain, and some of these are close to being finished, and others will never see the light of day but still!
(and this is excluding the list of RPF fic ideas, some of which really are only brief drabbles for me)
A screenshot of OFMD WIP folders in my Scrivener. The overarching folder is called "OFMD". Listed below are: mahnah collab potentials, cacti au, Fic [redacted], Idea for DAHLIA, Idea for DAHLIA [again], [redacted], burnout fic, Take it out, Izzy fic, dress him up put him down, Danse Macabre, Restoration 'verse, [redacted], and Drabble cards.
January 23, 2026 at 3:43 PM
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Aw they are so cute!
Had to search for a bit and this is what's on my phone... the postcards I made for the Wee Con drabble workshop 😅😂
a photo featuring three postcard designs on a wooden floor. They're sorta overlaid over each other but every image is visible. The top one is of Stede peeping over the edge of the revenge, a second is Lucius writing in the captain's logbook, and the third is Frenchie sitting on the couch with the captain's logbook. They all feature the text "The Wee Con 2025 drabble writing workshop" and a QR code leading to the prompt generator.
January 17, 2026 at 1:59 PM
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I haven't built any of it yet because I don't have enough table space (dining room table is on backorder) but yes! Holiday gift to myself :D (bought secondhand, the ship has been built before but the other sets haven't)
A photo of three boxes of Lego against a pvc wooden floor. The three Lego boxes are the sets The Endurance, Shackleton's Lifeboat, and a chronometer.
January 15, 2026 at 4:48 PM
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I was going to reply that there's a much cheaper and more fun one that I saw yesterday but that was a gift with purchase instead (although I don't think they'll resell for quite that much).
Look at it, though: the Lego pirate ship playground!
A gift with purchase Lego set (called "Pirate ship playground", set number 40589). It features two pirate minifigs, a chest, a palm tree, a red blob with two bits sticking out that could be a crab or an octopus(?) sticking out of a few sea blue pieces, and, most importantly: a pirate ship consisting of a few pieces that seems to be run aground. Through the middle of the ship, there's a slide.
January 15, 2026 at 2:57 PM
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My US map is probably pretty funny. For the EU map - places I've been to on holiday I've marked as "visited".

US: tenpages.github.io/us-level/us....
EU: tenpages.github.io/us-level/eu....
A very square map of the US. It shows that I've passed through Illinois (Chicago; had to look up which state that even was and where the hell that was on the map) and visited Michigan. At least, I hope that's Michigan. A blocky square map of Europe. It shows that I've lived in the UK and the Netherlands, and have visited Spain, France, Belgium, Switzerland, Austria, Czechia, Germany, Denmark, Norway, Sweden, and Greece.
January 7, 2026 at 6:07 PM
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Well done to uhhh... both House of Games and the Dutch Top 2000? We'll get both Rhys on TV and The Chain on the radio at the same time.
Nice. Now I've got a conflict of interest. Do I turn on the radio, or the TV. Or both?
A screenshot of the songs playing between 20:00 and 21:00 today on the Dutch radio broadcaster "Radio 2" during the Top 2000. The thing that matters is that number 31 is "The Chain" by Fleetwood Mac, and it will play as the third song in the hour. The entire list reads: 33 Lichtje Branden - Suzan & Freek 32 One (Albumversie) - Metallica 31 The Chain - Fleetwood Mac 30 Thunderstruck - AC/DC 29 Over De Muur - Klein Orkest 28 Creep - Radiohead 27 Master Of Puppets - Metallica 26 Go Your Own Way - Fleetwood Mac 25 Shine On You Crazy Diamon (Pts. 1-5) - Pink Floyd A screenshot of the Dutch tv guide, reading "Richard Osman's Festive House of Games". The screenshot tells you it airs tonight on BBC 2 between 20:00 and 20:30 (Dutch time).
December 31, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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Happy holidays all, hope yours are better than mine.
One of my parents' cats decided what I needed for the holidays was cat teeth in my fingers, a tetanus booster, and antibiotics 😅 thank fuck for the emergency GPs being calm and polite about it and getting me in fast.
A photo of me. Features a bare white left arm with a bandage on the bicep. I'm holding a box of antibiotics in my left hand. The hand holding the box has a plain bandage on the thumb and a Garfield bandage on the pointer finger. (I love this cat but man he bit deep)
December 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Lol @ myself - I did in fact paint the stairs up to the second floor and a wall on the second floor. Taped up what I could but partner will be tackling the highest bits tomorrow because I am tiny and scared.
(I did get on the ladder! I did not enjoy it!)
A photo of the second floor. The roof is slanted on both sides and there's a ladder leaning against the wall that has a small window on it to reach the high point. I got fucking terrified on that ladder but I did tape it up!!!
November 21, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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I've got two and a half more weeks to pack but starting with the things I *can* pack, which means I'm already packing my fandom things, and that makes me feel many emotions.
Two full boxes, a third one downstairs... Can't wait to unpack it in our new home!
A moving box full to the brim. There are two embroidered OFMD pieces on top (both of which I made myself). On the left, an embroidered Ed amidst greenery, on the right an oval-shaped version of the black and white OFMD s2 poster, cross stitched onto black aida fabric. A moving box, half-filled at this point, with several things visible: two tubes full of posters, an embroidery (not by me), a Wired magazine with Taika on the cover, a fan from a Duck Prints Press campaign, one of Ro's (ramseybaggins) tiny snails (Sned) visible, and a signed Cryptid Factor cap.
November 20, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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Hello lovely people who physically went to The Wee Con! I'm putting names to gifts and I think I've found everyone except for the two circled items on the picture:
- The origami heart
- the tentacle + teacup earrings

Can you help me find who made these?

@ofmcommunity.bsky.social #theweecon #ofmd
A photo of a whole bunch of gifted items, all with a white label with a black username or name on them. Everything has been labelled except for two items, circled in purple. Those items are: 1) a pair of earrings made out of something acrylic, featuring tentacles coming out of a teacup on a pink background. 2) an origami heart in pride colours. The heart can be folded over itself and will form yet another heart.
November 13, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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dip in those feet | Explicit | Taika/Rita/Vas

A fill for Kinktober 2025 (on tumblr) for hot tub sex, foot fetish, and writer's choice, and for @duckprintspress.com's Kink-your-tober for infidelity kink.

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October 31, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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teamwork makes the dreamwork | Explicit | Rhys/Taika/Jemaine

A fill for Kinktober 2025 (on tumblr) for degradation, fucking machine, and breeding.

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October 30, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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at the altar that is your body | Explicit | Rhys/Taika

A fill for Kinktober 2025 (on tumblr) for full body bondage and body worship, and for @duckprintspress.com's Kink-your-tober for oral sex and coming untouched.

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October 29, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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needlework | Explicit | Rhys/Taika/Con

A fill for Kinktober 2025 (on tumblr) for S&M and needleplay, and for @duckprintspress.com's Kink-your-tober for body worship.

#rpffic
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October 28, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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party favour | Explicit | Taika/OFMD cast

A fill for Kinktober 2025 (on tumblr) for gangbang and hairpulling, and for @duckprintspress.com's Kink-your-tober for cock-and-ball torture and pregnancy kink.
(See tagged characters for specific involved OFMD cast members!)

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October 27, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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the ties that bind (the cuckold) | Explicit | Rhys/Taika/Rosie

A fill for Kinktober 2025 (on tumblr) for lingerie, cuckolding, sex robot, and for @duckprintspress.com's Kink-your-tober for biting.

#rpffic
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October 26, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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shut your mouth (or we'll shut it for you) | Explicit | Rhys/Bret/Jemaine

A fill for Kinktober 2025 (on tumblr) for DP, impact play, and stocks, and for @duckprintspress.com's Kink-your-tober for throat fucking and collaring.

#rpffic
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October 25, 2025 at 2:10 PM