Blaire, Sorceress of Fuck
@frameperfectfuckup.bsky.social
master of frying chicken, very very bad at chess, absolutely braindead degenerate loser, voracious consumer of strictly worthless knowledge, and level 20 goblin punch-wizard.
26, she/her
26, she/her
British Burger King got halloumi fries and chili bites I'm so mad why can't we have anything nice
February 14, 2026 at 10:52 AM
British Burger King got halloumi fries and chili bites I'm so mad why can't we have anything nice
I'm gonna see if I can beat dark souls during my 6 hour flight lol
February 13, 2026 at 11:01 PM
I'm gonna see if I can beat dark souls during my 6 hour flight lol
I'm sick of people doing silly bits that tell me my future is dead and I'll never be happy again I'm sick of seeing fkin skits explaining the ram shortage or data centers or fascist ice violence with all the enthusiasm of a second grade social studies power point about slavery from the class clown
February 10, 2026 at 10:47 PM
I'm sick of people doing silly bits that tell me my future is dead and I'll never be happy again I'm sick of seeing fkin skits explaining the ram shortage or data centers or fascist ice violence with all the enthusiasm of a second grade social studies power point about slavery from the class clown
I didn't even know you could get a fkin salted caramel milkshake I am thankful on a metaphysical level
February 5, 2026 at 9:54 PM
I didn't even know you could get a fkin salted caramel milkshake I am thankful on a metaphysical level
five guys saving my soul from destruction right now salted caramel milkshake restoring my sanity
February 5, 2026 at 9:03 PM
five guys saving my soul from destruction right now salted caramel milkshake restoring my sanity
I'm going to piss into the fucking sun
February 5, 2026 at 2:02 AM
I'm going to piss into the fucking sun
nothing fucking happens for years then a ton of shit all happens at the perfectly worst time motherfuck
February 5, 2026 at 2:00 AM
nothing fucking happens for years then a ton of shit all happens at the perfectly worst time motherfuck
I'm going to see my boyfriend next week and NO MAN NOR GOD CAN SPOIL MY FUCKING TIME
February 5, 2026 at 1:58 AM
I'm going to see my boyfriend next week and NO MAN NOR GOD CAN SPOIL MY FUCKING TIME
Fuck it i was nice, I was graceful and kind and forgiving and I do not care if she's not drunk enough to text me a second goddamn time it's NOT my job to do extra emotional labor for a person who I haven't spoken to in 3 years much less this other goddamn random from high-school 10 fkin years ago
February 5, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Fuck it i was nice, I was graceful and kind and forgiving and I do not care if she's not drunk enough to text me a second goddamn time it's NOT my job to do extra emotional labor for a person who I haven't spoken to in 3 years much less this other goddamn random from high-school 10 fkin years ago
same thing with my fking ex I should have just not answered, I'm always the bigger person I always try to be the good socially adjusted humanist giving people the benefit of the doubt and I feel like fking Charlie Brown with the fucking football
February 5, 2026 at 1:52 AM
same thing with my fking ex I should have just not answered, I'm always the bigger person I always try to be the good socially adjusted humanist giving people the benefit of the doubt and I feel like fking Charlie Brown with the fucking football
and an overformal 3 paragraph message from a kid i haven't even seen since highschool like, did you do something to me? why do you seem like you're sorry you didn't do shit to me THIS IS CONFUSING I should have just not answered
February 5, 2026 at 1:50 AM
and an overformal 3 paragraph message from a kid i haven't even seen since highschool like, did you do something to me? why do you seem like you're sorry you didn't do shit to me THIS IS CONFUSING I should have just not answered
like seriously drunk message from my ex? A week before I go see my boyfriend?? Did you do that on purpose???
February 5, 2026 at 1:49 AM
like seriously drunk message from my ex? A week before I go see my boyfriend?? Did you do that on purpose???
I'd love like, just a couple days where nobody is wildly inconsiderate to me for the love of god
February 5, 2026 at 1:45 AM
I'd love like, just a couple days where nobody is wildly inconsiderate to me for the love of god
If I had a nickel for every time in the last week a random person who hasn't spoken to me in years randomly reached out, then didn't respond to my reply, I would have two nickels, and what the FUCK is going on
February 5, 2026 at 1:41 AM
If I had a nickel for every time in the last week a random person who hasn't spoken to me in years randomly reached out, then didn't respond to my reply, I would have two nickels, and what the FUCK is going on
wouldn't it be really funny if the us dollar hyperinflated while I was on vacation so I come back to having more usd than I started with
February 2, 2026 at 11:29 PM
wouldn't it be really funny if the us dollar hyperinflated while I was on vacation so I come back to having more usd than I started with
british money feels like board game money, which is funny because it's worth like a third more than ours right now
February 2, 2026 at 11:28 PM
british money feels like board game money, which is funny because it's worth like a third more than ours right now
good games that get ruined by bad parts feel so much worse than just fully bad games, like spitting in good soup vs spitting in a bowl of spit
February 2, 2026 at 4:18 AM
good games that get ruined by bad parts feel so much worse than just fully bad games, like spitting in good soup vs spitting in a bowl of spit
ah I understand now, it is french
February 2, 2026 at 4:15 AM
ah I understand now, it is french
shoulda made those a thread but who cares im mostly just complaining to the void nobody should care what I think about videogames lol
February 2, 2026 at 3:49 AM
shoulda made those a thread but who cares im mostly just complaining to the void nobody should care what I think about videogames lol
I was so looking forward to the game fairly showing me its teeth with a hard climb that gives me a reason to use my backpack full of hoarded items but nah, got inventory blue balls once again
February 2, 2026 at 3:48 AM
I was so looking forward to the game fairly showing me its teeth with a hard climb that gives me a reason to use my backpack full of hoarded items but nah, got inventory blue balls once again
if they wanted to make it fit ludonarratively they should have just made the last section way way harder in a fair way but then they wouldn't have an excuse to kill their character with a gameplay gimmick section that looks like a tech demo, fuck me what a fumble so sad
February 2, 2026 at 3:41 AM
if they wanted to make it fit ludonarratively they should have just made the last section way way harder in a fair way but then they wouldn't have an excuse to kill their character with a gameplay gimmick section that looks like a tech demo, fuck me what a fumble so sad
videogame designers, I will instantly hate you personally if you give me a big fkin distance and then make my character walk slow to show me they're hurt like damn just put "I DO NOT RESPECT YOUR TIME" on the screen in big red letters for 10 minutes instead
February 2, 2026 at 3:38 AM
videogame designers, I will instantly hate you personally if you give me a big fkin distance and then make my character walk slow to show me they're hurt like damn just put "I DO NOT RESPECT YOUR TIME" on the screen in big red letters for 10 minutes instead
like damn the writers didn't have to knock her on the head with ice so hard she lost a third of her stats and she's like "nah I can't go literally 100 yards back down to the old man's camp and try again when I'm not fucked" also they give you a bunch of distance you gotta walk but make you slow
February 2, 2026 at 3:35 AM
like damn the writers didn't have to knock her on the head with ice so hard she lost a third of her stats and she's like "nah I can't go literally 100 yards back down to the old man's camp and try again when I'm not fucked" also they give you a bunch of distance you gotta walk but make you slow
Cairn was a great game that, in the last hour of play, mutates like a cronenberg monster into a walking simulator that hates you in an effort to make what appears to be a half-baked point about suicide and social isolation that I personally find quite distasteful and unsympathetic, rip
February 2, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Cairn was a great game that, in the last hour of play, mutates like a cronenberg monster into a walking simulator that hates you in an effort to make what appears to be a half-baked point about suicide and social isolation that I personally find quite distasteful and unsympathetic, rip
I'm so good at self actualization I self actualized the shit out of this chimichanga for breakfast at noon o'clock i got that depression on the ropes motherfuuuucker
January 31, 2026 at 5:13 PM
I'm so good at self actualization I self actualized the shit out of this chimichanga for breakfast at noon o'clock i got that depression on the ropes motherfuuuucker