if you say you're going to be there for me, actually fucking show up. and yes, I am keeping the score because I am forced to live in this body for this life.

y'all,
today was just not a good day

"what's a chamillionaire?" -ari, born in 2013

i can imagine being a professional wrestler would be hard when you're old washed up and trying to stay relevant and the only reason people still want to wrestle you is because it's their childhood dream to beat you.

when the new mac miller hits on the 17th, no one talk to me. minimum 48 hours to fully process, please.

found out my friend names all of his DnD characters after medications. then we discussed what life would be like with dragons and laughed at how horrible it would be to be caught in dragon diarrhea.

my make-a-wish rotation list is getting shorter the more I see the diddlers lists. I'm not surprised by celebrities being trash, just sad that EVERYONE has to suck.

I read this on the internet as a "scientific study found..."
I need to know more about how science is done.
like, is there a blind folded fruit to cock licker? do you have specialized taste bud people? is it like family feud, asking 100 people what they think?!

I've re-watched all seasons of Flavor of Love, looked up where they are now, and even got way too deep into everyone's astrology charts. I need an actual hobby.

I posted this to Instagram between my pictures. since posting it, I've had multiple of my usual content get reported for nudity and threatened to lose my account. let see if I survive here.

I would rather have a group of boomers mansplain something to me at this point than have another conversation with someone that goes to therapy and only uses the vocabulary they learned while avoiding the work.

as a true midwestern goddess, I'm just living for the ope of it all.

the way I miss old social apps, like myspace or vine, is making it real hard to decide on what I want my next move internetically

it's on the main page of my home phone. we're picking up steam here my guys.

this has the potential to be the place where I leave all other apps behind and feel free, or it becomes another forgotten thing on my phone. is it up to the other players to decide?