Franglaise
@franglaise.bsky.social
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Franglaise. Nr Bordeaux. Introvert. Sweary. Shitposter. Pics: Calvin, Chonk, dodgy food & random nice stuff I see (France). Prone to occasional ranty outbursts. Here for cats/floofs/nice views/cheese/daft shit
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Ooh merci. It’s so complicated as there are so many models!
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Oh I love seeing them sunbathing !
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Thank you sounds perfect for us!
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Ah thank you - good to know though. Before that did you rate it?
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*Boring post warning*
Anyone used/got a Ninja Foodi Max & have anything useful (good or bad) to say about it? Ta muchly
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She is unrecognisable from the timid dog that first arrived. Heartwarming
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Live from a random vineyard near Bordeaux
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Not because of them but that is an added bonus!
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We’re moving

Department !!
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Oh question about water supply
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Curtains still closed at 10h (hiding from neighbours)

Chonk is hard at work*

*face-planted sleeping heavily in the electric throw
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Daren’t open the curtains

My American neighbours (the very needy piss-taking ones) have already sent me a text (with a question) at 7h
a brown leather couch is in a living room next to a coffee table
ALT: a brown leather couch is in a living room next to a coffee table
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Stuck in customs pending tariff payment
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I know this is uncomfortable to admit, but there is a small area in England's second city where people are just not integrated with the rest of society. Many of them hold views that arguably go against British values.

Yes, we need to talk about the Tory conference in Manchester.
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Oh my word
Privatised public transport is so great
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A paean to privatised public transport.

Today I had to go from Stockport to Salisbury. So I bought a ticket

Stockport > Bristol > Salisbury

The drive to Stockport should have taken 35 minutes. Satnav said it would take 2 hours, and I'd miss my train.

So I went to Macclesfield, where I found...
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We go live to Chonk & his beans
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The perfect out of office reply
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Ah yes that old favourite