Frank Lopez
@frank-ellobo-lopez.bsky.social
Camp Clown
News Junkie
All around good guy
News Junkie
All around good guy
I wish I had a stalker.
I'd feel validated.
I'd feel validated.
December 20, 2024 at 12:26 AM
I wish I had a stalker.
I'd feel validated.
I'd feel validated.
Bring it on, Bird Flu.
I eat chickens for lunch and dinner.
I eat chickens for lunch and dinner.
December 18, 2024 at 8:53 PM
Bring it on, Bird Flu.
I eat chickens for lunch and dinner.
I eat chickens for lunch and dinner.
Forgot my phone at home
November 27, 2024 at 7:34 PM
Forgot my phone at home
Me on Thanksgiving getting ready to smoke weed with my cousins: Hey, we are gonna take a walk for, like, no reason.
Family: We don't care. You're in your 30's and a loser.
Me: :l
Family: We don't care. You're in your 30's and a loser.
Me: :l
November 27, 2024 at 12:59 AM
Me on Thanksgiving getting ready to smoke weed with my cousins: Hey, we are gonna take a walk for, like, no reason.
Family: We don't care. You're in your 30's and a loser.
Me: :l
Family: We don't care. You're in your 30's and a loser.
Me: :l
Go ahead and watch Wicked.
I'm gonna watch Blacked
I'm gonna watch Blacked
November 27, 2024 at 12:53 AM
Go ahead and watch Wicked.
I'm gonna watch Blacked
I'm gonna watch Blacked
I'm not going to listen to your music recs, but you have to listen to mine
November 27, 2024 at 12:43 AM
I'm not going to listen to your music recs, but you have to listen to mine
Calls us Lingo, the way we A Duo--lol right babe
GF: I think we should see other people
GF: I think we should see other people
November 27, 2024 at 12:38 AM
Calls us Lingo, the way we A Duo--lol right babe
GF: I think we should see other people
GF: I think we should see other people
Me to Denzel Washington as me and my hoodlum friends mess with him on a subway: Well, well, well, if it isn't The Equalizer 2.
November 27, 2024 at 12:36 AM
Me to Denzel Washington as me and my hoodlum friends mess with him on a subway: Well, well, well, if it isn't The Equalizer 2.
The bugs in The Lion King always looked really tasty to me
November 27, 2024 at 12:35 AM
The bugs in The Lion King always looked really tasty to me
You're not that "chill guy" dog meme.
You're a 30 year old with social anxiety and a big ego.
SO STFU!
You're a 30 year old with social anxiety and a big ego.
SO STFU!
November 26, 2024 at 4:25 PM
You're not that "chill guy" dog meme.
You're a 30 year old with social anxiety and a big ego.
SO STFU!
You're a 30 year old with social anxiety and a big ego.
SO STFU!
Me 10 minutes after the first date: Sooooooo, what are we?
November 21, 2024 at 5:05 PM
Me 10 minutes after the first date: Sooooooo, what are we?
Oh is Sydney Sweeney attractive?
I hadn't noticed.
Thanks stupid douchebag accounts on Twitter
I hadn't noticed.
Thanks stupid douchebag accounts on Twitter
November 20, 2024 at 10:54 PM
Oh is Sydney Sweeney attractive?
I hadn't noticed.
Thanks stupid douchebag accounts on Twitter
I hadn't noticed.
Thanks stupid douchebag accounts on Twitter
Lol me and my hoodlum friends are going to pick on this unassuming middle aged man on the bus.
Like what are the chances he's some former CIA killing machine?
Like what are the chances he's some former CIA killing machine?
November 20, 2024 at 4:22 PM
Lol me and my hoodlum friends are going to pick on this unassuming middle aged man on the bus.
Like what are the chances he's some former CIA killing machine?
Like what are the chances he's some former CIA killing machine?
I wonder if Bodega cats look down at street and inside home cats.
At least Bodega cats have a job
At least Bodega cats have a job
November 20, 2024 at 4:18 PM
I wonder if Bodega cats look down at street and inside home cats.
At least Bodega cats have a job
At least Bodega cats have a job
I like to speak in a British accent when it's foggy
November 20, 2024 at 4:16 PM
I like to speak in a British accent when it's foggy
Aren't you a sore for eyes that sight.
November 20, 2024 at 4:11 PM
Aren't you a sore for eyes that sight.
If Dracula tried to bite my neck id just be like "lol yeah. No."
November 19, 2024 at 11:07 PM
If Dracula tried to bite my neck id just be like "lol yeah. No."
Got 2 followers.
Umm WINNIIIINNNG.
Umm WINNIIIINNNG.
November 19, 2024 at 7:04 PM
Got 2 followers.
Umm WINNIIIINNNG.
Umm WINNIIIINNNG.
In Heath Ledger's Joker Voice: Its simple. We, uhh, kill The Rizzler.
November 19, 2024 at 7:04 PM
In Heath Ledger's Joker Voice: Its simple. We, uhh, kill The Rizzler.
I ALWAYS let a little rain stop me.
November 19, 2024 at 6:18 PM
I ALWAYS let a little rain stop me.
Someone should invent chocolate that is safe for dogs to eat.
I just know they'd love that shit.
I just know they'd love that shit.
November 19, 2024 at 6:18 PM
Someone should invent chocolate that is safe for dogs to eat.
I just know they'd love that shit.
I just know they'd love that shit.
Looks like I picked a bad week to quit sniffing glue
November 19, 2024 at 5:33 PM
Looks like I picked a bad week to quit sniffing glue