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The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦

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I'm a left loving music slanging fuzzy AF mofo, the Always Fuzzy DJ Denny B. Excited to finally be flying the bright bluesky. He/him

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The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · Jul 15

If you had told me 10 years ago that some of the best political reporting would be coming from Wired, I would have laughed and laughed... Yet here we are.

Bravo for stepping up where so many agencies have kowtowed out of convenience

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The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 2d

"Fucking hell" rather!!!

You know what.... Fuck it and Fuck Bluesky too... I think I'd rather trust CNN than use Bluesky anymore, I'm so fucking tired of seeing mistakes I cannot fix so fuck it....

The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 2d

"There's are" 🤦

Fuckint he'll do I ever wish Bluesky would allow editing my stupid grammar/spelling mistakes... It honestly drives me away from engaging on the platform

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The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 2d

There's are many reasons why I no longer consider CNN to be a respectable news outlet... This just reinforces I made the right choice to discount their opinions

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The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 2d

Shoot first and ask questions later

The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 2d

This is the same man who, when asked on the campaign trail what he would do to negotiate a better deal with Trump, stated he would tell Trump to "Cut it out" 🤣

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The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 2d

Damn... Only $8 for parking? That's crazy low 😏

The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 2d

Leavitt: Also, I take issue with the question... the average American wouldn't NEED help if not for the criminal Democratic party stoping our dear leader every step of the way

The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 2d

Reporter: What steps are the admninatration taking to help the average American?

Leavitt: to answer that question, my favorite color is Blue and I am a devout Christian

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The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 2d

Nobody knew healthcare could be so complicated 🤣

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Kimberley Johnson @kimberleyjohnson.bsky.social · 4d

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The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 4d

Then green for the Green party (as you would expect) and orange for the New Democrat Party (basically Bernie Sanders North).

Where things get really wonky is when we start using light baby blue for the Bloc Québécois, but they are literally only in one province so it's only mildly confusing

The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 4d

I hear that.... I wish I could afford to move out of my Maple MAGA province 😔

I'd say red province, but in Canada the colours are reversed with the Conservative party using Blue and the Liberal party Red...

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The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 4d

Remember kids, you're officially a terrorist in the eyes of the United States federal government if you oppose fascism

And people wonder why I don't want my country to become "the 51st state"

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The Dangerous Ones @thedangerousones.com · 4d

This.
Is.
Brilliant.

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The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 4d

Reminds me of when Zelensky visited the WH... not only did JD Vance say this AFTER Zelensky had already thanked the administration and all Americans people more than half a dozen times on camera, but then the White House communication team still tweeted it out after

JD gotta get thru the script 🤷

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Monica @softtail65.bsky.social · 4d

#WorldAnimalDay2025

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The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 4d

Bonus: Idris Elba did a crazy funky remix of Scarlett Johansson's version of Trust in Me from the live action Jungle Book... While not specifically about an animal, it is sung by a snake in the movie and so its my sneaky little bonus cheat answer.

What can't Idris Elba do?

Scarlett Johansson - Trust In Me (Idris Elba Easy Tiger Remix)

YouTube video by Idris Elba

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The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 4d

Let's go with the trippy stop motion official music video from one of my all time favorite house artists, Claptone. Videos got some serious Twin Peaks David lynch vibes.

Claptone - Animal ft. Clap Your Hands Say Yeah (Official Video)

YouTube video by ClaptoneVEVO

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The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 6d

Beautiful set

The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 6d

Stored this one in my "Stupid shit MAGA idiots say" folder in my phone. I'm always keeping the receipts 😏

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The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 6d

Yup... Idiocy doesn't stop at a border, it is eternal 😅

The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 6d

Maple MAGA is going strong in Alberta, the unofficial North Branch of Texas. It's not just American Conservatives that are openly against science, Canada has its fair share of idiots too

Alberta records first measles death since outbreak

A premature baby who contracted measles in utero has died in Alberta, the first death associated with the provincial outbreak that has grown to nearly 2,000 cases.

ground.news

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The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 6d

From Saskatchewan Canada, Fuck Donald J Trump, the Pedophile of the United States

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The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 6d

From Saskatchewan Canada

Fuck Donald Trump, the Pedophile of the United States

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