Call Me Frank
frankenralph.bsky.social
Call Me Frank
@frankenralph.bsky.social
Mostly thirsting and reposting. Occasionally substantive.

📍 PDX
Nice suit!
November 13, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Sorry for your loss. 😔
October 11, 2025 at 1:21 PM
It was too short. I mean the weekend, not your cock.
October 6, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Ginger season is upon us.
September 23, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I honestly don’t know how they pull it off. Just streams of hot men no matter where you look.
August 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM
We love big, thick dicks! 😍
August 25, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Sexy sasquatch.
August 15, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Trillium?
August 14, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Nice patio!
August 9, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Gotta love English place names.
July 19, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Welcome home!
July 17, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I will purposefully make it cum.
July 9, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I really enjoyed the Royal Botanical Gardens (and I’m not big on plants). Also if you have a chance check out Hampton Court Palace, Guildhall Art Gallery (a gem), and pretty much any of the sights in Greenwich!
July 9, 2025 at 8:56 AM
I want a taste. 😋
June 22, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Your nudes would look wonderful at my house.
June 12, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Sorry that it didn’t pan out. Since you seemed to hit it off with the hiring manager, it might be worth cultivating her as an industry contact in case she knows (or learns) of openings that may suit your skill set!
June 3, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Fair. Enjoy your trip. This is the perfect time of year to visit the PNW.
May 25, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Portland is better.
May 24, 2025 at 10:14 PM
*looks at your pics* Oh. 😳🥵
May 24, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I’ll gladly help you make it go down.
May 24, 2025 at 10:08 PM
A buddy of mine loves this brand!
May 21, 2025 at 4:48 AM
This is indescribably disturbing.
May 20, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I’ve never lived there, but D.C. is a great visit. I think it’d be perfect in the spring and mid- to late-fall. I went there once in July, stepped out of the airport at midnight, and my glasses immediately fogged over. 😫
May 20, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I’ve definitely found that bit harder since 2020.
May 20, 2025 at 1:23 AM