@franknbeanskc.bsky.social
I'm not your "go high when they go low" Liberal. I'm the "I'll never stay silent and I will never obey in advance you sick Fascist assholes" Liberal. Commander Emeritus of the Illumiti.
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In one more construction project Trump hasnt mentioned, slapped up against the new Ballroom, he's going to build a halfway house for girls that don't go all the way.
October 24, 2025 at 3:09 PM
In one more construction project Trump hasnt mentioned, slapped up against the new Ballroom, he's going to build a halfway house for girls that don't go all the way.
So much winning. "Sir, Sir! We can't take any more winning. It's too much winning!"
- Dotard J. Trump.
AKA "Golfcart VonLardass".
- Dotard J. Trump.
AKA "Golfcart VonLardass".
April 4, 2025 at 4:09 PM
So much winning. "Sir, Sir! We can't take any more winning. It's too much winning!"
- Dotard J. Trump.
AKA "Golfcart VonLardass".
- Dotard J. Trump.
AKA "Golfcart VonLardass".
Is it me or should Texas Governor Greg Abbott be ordering Texans to do their patriotic duty and get out there to RAKE THOSE PRAIRIES to stop the wildfires?
Amirite or amirite?
Amirite or amirite?
March 14, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Is it me or should Texas Governor Greg Abbott be ordering Texans to do their patriotic duty and get out there to RAKE THOSE PRAIRIES to stop the wildfires?
Amirite or amirite?
Amirite or amirite?
Not to mention, illegal as hell to raise chickens iin my neighborhood due to the proximity of our neighbor's homes. Not to mention it sounds a little inhumane to keep them in a tiny enclosure just to make a point.
March 4, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Not to mention, illegal as hell to raise chickens iin my neighborhood due to the proximity of our neighbor's homes. Not to mention it sounds a little inhumane to keep them in a tiny enclosure just to make a point.
Never in my life have I had to make the disclaimer that "I'm not a Nazi." Kid Ketamine finds the words "stressful". Perhaps not defending Nazis, hanging out with Nazis and giving Nazi salutes would be a good start. A little self-awareness perhaps, Puddin'?
March 3, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Never in my life have I had to make the disclaimer that "I'm not a Nazi." Kid Ketamine finds the words "stressful". Perhaps not defending Nazis, hanging out with Nazis and giving Nazi salutes would be a good start. A little self-awareness perhaps, Puddin'?
It gets better, George.
March 1, 2025 at 7:32 PM
It gets better, George.
A very Rubio Christmas!
March 1, 2025 at 4:15 PM
A very Rubio Christmas!
Instead, he just sat there - looking like a school boy who trusted a fart when he shouldn't have and is now trying to figure out how to leave the room with a shred of dignity - knowing he left a stain behind on Daddy's new couch.
March 1, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Instead, he just sat there - looking like a school boy who trusted a fart when he shouldn't have and is now trying to figure out how to leave the room with a shred of dignity - knowing he left a stain behind on Daddy's new couch.
Oh Canada! Laughing. I'm down with renaming the Great Lakes. For 12 years I lived on the shores of Lake Get A Life, Eh.
Pretty brilliant.
Pretty brilliant.
February 21, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Oh Canada! Laughing. I'm down with renaming the Great Lakes. For 12 years I lived on the shores of Lake Get A Life, Eh.
Pretty brilliant.
Pretty brilliant.
Children's Health Defense is an American nonprofit activist group known for anti-vaccine misinformation, and which has been called one of the main sources of misinformation on vaccines. Founded as World Mercury Project in 2007 by Eric Gladen, it was chaired by lawyer RFK Jr. from 2015 to 2023.
February 20, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Children's Health Defense is an American nonprofit activist group known for anti-vaccine misinformation, and which has been called one of the main sources of misinformation on vaccines. Founded as World Mercury Project in 2007 by Eric Gladen, it was chaired by lawyer RFK Jr. from 2015 to 2023.
Honored to contibute:
February 20, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Honored to contibute:
I'm going back to paper maps. Fuck this shit.
Google Maps and Apple Maps caved to the demands of Golfcart Von Lardass.
This means I can't trust them to get me anyfuckingwhere.
Google Maps and Apple Maps caved to the demands of Golfcart Von Lardass.
This means I can't trust them to get me anyfuckingwhere.
February 15, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I'm going back to paper maps. Fuck this shit.
Google Maps and Apple Maps caved to the demands of Golfcart Von Lardass.
This means I can't trust them to get me anyfuckingwhere.
Google Maps and Apple Maps caved to the demands of Golfcart Von Lardass.
This means I can't trust them to get me anyfuckingwhere.
Roscoe P. Coltrane, my 7 year old basset say "Hey!"
February 12, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Roscoe P. Coltrane, my 7 year old basset say "Hey!"
I deactivated my Twitter account today.
Tried to deactivate Tik Tok but got this just now.
Tried to deactivate Tik Tok but got this just now.
January 20, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I deactivated my Twitter account today.
Tried to deactivate Tik Tok but got this just now.
Tried to deactivate Tik Tok but got this just now.
Golfcart VonLardass was pretty pissed about his new memorial stamp... but it does explain a lot.
January 16, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Golfcart VonLardass was pretty pissed about his new memorial stamp... but it does explain a lot.