Frank Oreto
@frankoreto.bsky.social
Dad, author, maker and eater of tasty food
If there's a Honeybake ham store nearby I hear they sell hambones separately cheap. Of course having a metric ton of ham is a feature not a bug.
a man in a pink pig costume is shaking hands with a woman in a pink dress .
ALT: a man in a pink pig costume is shaking hands with a woman in a pink dress .
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December 10, 2025 at 12:21 AM
If there's a Honeybake ham store nearby I hear they sell hambones separately cheap. Of course having a metric ton of ham is a feature not a bug.
If your tears are extra salty, you're dehydrated.
December 4, 2025 at 1:26 AM
If your tears are extra salty, you're dehydrated.
Try not to kill anyone.
November 17, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Try not to kill anyone.
Wasn't feeling it tonight but I put six hundred more words on the page. Some nights are just harder than others
November 14, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Wasn't feeling it tonight but I put six hundred more words on the page. Some nights are just harder than others
It's also impostor syndrome when you disposed of the real writer and have been living off their old story outlines for years. Not that I've been doing that...
no reason to dig up the flower bed.
no reason to dig up the flower bed.
November 11, 2025 at 12:36 AM
It's also impostor syndrome when you disposed of the real writer and have been living off their old story outlines for years. Not that I've been doing that...
no reason to dig up the flower bed.
no reason to dig up the flower bed.