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frankie
@frankosaurus.bsky.social
i have the kind of autism that makes me evil
my catgirl gf keeps getting hairballs every time she eats my pussy
October 2, 2025 at 10:19 PM
i’m having wicked dreams
of fucking barry bee
and mrs. benson i
am very soon to be
won’t make my mama proud
it’s gonna cause a scene
i didn’t know she was
allergic to bees
GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
BARRY BEE STUNG YOUR MOM
AND SHES GOING TO DIE OH MAMA
July 8, 2025 at 7:31 PM
in my field research, i have documented a mating ritual performed by fat butch lesbians. they will flex their abs, lifting their fupa to display their glorious bush. femmes prefer thick bush to sparse bush, as thick bush indicates a happy, healthy, and virile butch.
July 6, 2025 at 9:36 PM
we’re gonna have to start chemically castrating disney remake CGI abominations so they stop breeding
July 6, 2025 at 9:26 AM
if i had a nickel for every stabber i’ve met, i’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice
July 5, 2025 at 1:26 AM
lovecraftian catgirls read the nekonyamicon
June 29, 2025 at 3:56 AM
*strokes your inner thigh* delete tiktok
June 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
the house democrats who voted not to impeach trump have names and addresses
June 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
conservative women look like tika the elephant from barbie island princess
June 20, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Reposted by frankie
men identifying as heteroflexible or bicurious give me the ick im sorry
June 20, 2025 at 8:29 PM
i need to know exactly zero information about boring things. this includes the royal family. there is nothing remarkable about a british person in power
June 20, 2025 at 2:40 PM
do you think saging my car will put the souls of the 52 squirrels i hit to rest or will it just make them angrier
June 13, 2025 at 5:37 PM
just saying, if the government takes away the pills that keep me from going crazy, i’m not responsible for what happens next
May 31, 2025 at 10:45 AM
mood stabilizers? in THIS economy?
May 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
i’m having buttsex with my air fryer
May 10, 2025 at 8:41 PM
the real lesson of megamind is that you can get bitches no matter how unacceptable your special interest is as long as you respect the women you kidnap for fun
May 10, 2025 at 4:48 PM
3AM Bloody Mary Challenge Gone Wrong! Gone… SEXUAL???!!
May 10, 2025 at 3:48 PM
i could make ben shapiro my he/him lesbian puppygirl malewife if i was left alone with him for an hour. don’t fuck with me
May 9, 2025 at 12:49 PM
May 9, 2025 at 10:46 AM
too much teeth, also i think i killed it. 3/10
im gonna start sticking my dick into holes in tree stumps til a gnome sucks me off
May 8, 2025 at 3:58 PM
im gonna start sticking my dick into holes in tree stumps til a gnome sucks me off
May 8, 2025 at 2:42 PM