Frantz Schoobert 🇨🇦🇺🇸
@frantzschoobert.bsky.social
On the Anton Bruckner/Miranda July spectrum
Show us the drugs. Show us the fight. We don’t believe you.
December 4, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Show us the drugs. Show us the fight. We don’t believe you.
Especially that in not one single instance of these extrajudicial killings the DoD has ever produced one piece of evidence that these were drug-smuggling vessels.
December 4, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Especially that in not one single instance of these extrajudicial killings the DoD has ever produced one piece of evidence that these were drug-smuggling vessels.
TIRED: Hard hitting questions
WIRED: Hitting hard on interns
WIRED: Hitting hard on interns
December 2, 2025 at 4:36 PM
TIRED: Hard hitting questions
WIRED: Hitting hard on interns
WIRED: Hitting hard on interns
Bitch is in for a world of hurt. Cricket will be vindicated!
November 30, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Bitch is in for a world of hurt. Cricket will be vindicated!
Joni Ernst is the Lindsey Graham of Bill Cassidys.
November 30, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Joni Ernst is the Lindsey Graham of Bill Cassidys.
Gentry Beach is such a Pynchon character name!
November 30, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Gentry Beach is such a Pynchon character name!
But I thought as a President a Biden had absolute immunity for official acts?!? Oh, it just applies to Trump, I see…..
November 29, 2025 at 12:03 AM
But I thought as a President a Biden had absolute immunity for official acts?!? Oh, it just applies to Trump, I see…..
« Trump can round up citizens, dehumanize immigrants, have people deported to countries they have no relation to, order deadly strikes on random fishermen, but really, using the R word is a bridge too far as I have a daughter with Down »
November 28, 2025 at 11:51 PM
« Trump can round up citizens, dehumanize immigrants, have people deported to countries they have no relation to, order deadly strikes on random fishermen, but really, using the R word is a bridge too far as I have a daughter with Down »
Honestly, even her. Why are reporters not even pushing back the slightest?
November 28, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Honestly, even her. Why are reporters not even pushing back the slightest?
Hey Laura, whatever turns you on, you may jerk off to it.
November 27, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Hey Laura, whatever turns you on, you may jerk off to it.
I think you left out the crucial part: a Trump admin rubberstamp in April 2025.
Blame but blame fair.
Blame but blame fair.
November 27, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I think you left out the crucial part: a Trump admin rubberstamp in April 2025.
Blame but blame fair.
Blame but blame fair.
Misogyny, meet Racism.
November 27, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Misogyny, meet Racism.
Wow. That’s a lot of overtime to scrub off Trump’s name.
November 26, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Wow. That’s a lot of overtime to scrub off Trump’s name.
Pulte’s father bought a plot on the Palm Beach mansion that Trump flipped to Rybolovlev, the Russian oligarch, for a hefty $100M, when the latter’s marriage collapsed…..
November 26, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Pulte’s father bought a plot on the Palm Beach mansion that Trump flipped to Rybolovlev, the Russian oligarch, for a hefty $100M, when the latter’s marriage collapsed…..
Add Noem to Boasberg’s witness wish list! Bove/Noem against Reuveni, should be a nice mud fight on the stand.
November 26, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Add Noem to Boasberg’s witness wish list! Bove/Noem against Reuveni, should be a nice mud fight on the stand.
Cant wait for the Reuveni/Bove clash on the stand. But DOJ will never produce Bove…
November 25, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Cant wait for the Reuveni/Bove clash on the stand. But DOJ will never produce Bove…
Choose your Fighter
November 25, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Choose your Fighter
A mix of a Kennedy effect and a Beauty-and-the Beast Syndrome.
November 25, 2025 at 3:44 PM
A mix of a Kennedy effect and a Beauty-and-the Beast Syndrome.
Really a fucking weird hill to spend any political capital on. Dude, we are literally stuck in narrow seats overnight. Of course we gonna wear freaking PJs. Helllloooooooo.
November 24, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Really a fucking weird hill to spend any political capital on. Dude, we are literally stuck in narrow seats overnight. Of course we gonna wear freaking PJs. Helllloooooooo.
So we are never gonna get to the bottom of her 2nd indictment never shown to GJ?!? What about disbarment???
November 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
So we are never gonna get to the bottom of her 2nd indictment never shown to GJ?!? What about disbarment???
Candace lost me at Gendamarie!!!! 😂😂😂
November 23, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Candace lost me at Gendamarie!!!! 😂😂😂
Tariffs coming soon
November 22, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Tariffs coming soon