I think ultimately it would be Kermit but I also like imagining him as pepe

His pullout game is atrocious

Do we think that earth sex ed was lacking, or do we think Bright was hitting it raw without a care in the world

Amen

Signed the lease on the apartment I wanted to move to (🕺) and I got my first months rent free : ] tomorrow is a holiday too so no work. Life is pretty good all things considered though I do wish I had more time to be terminally online

He's just built different

Happy birthday !!! 🥳🎉🎂🎈

Mine is my birthday which is why I remember

unfortunately less hilarious when I say it to a room of my coworkers but thankfully I also think no one noticed. It's a litmus test to determine who the freaks in my office are

I've said it on accident multiple times it just keeps happening

Im scared I've been out all day is it real