Fredo Álvarez
@fre.do
Kilted Nuyorican in Alameda, Calif. | he/they
💼 retail flunky | 👬 hubby to my hubby | 🐈 cat papa | 🎮 erstwhile gamer | 🚴🏼♂️ okay at bikes
💼 retail flunky | 👬 hubby to my hubby | 🐈 cat papa | 🎮 erstwhile gamer | 🚴🏼♂️ okay at bikes
Typically coquito is served by the shot, but we’ve been extra good this year. 😈
December 25, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Typically coquito is served by the shot, but we’ve been extra good this year. 😈
For the uninitiated, coquito is a traditional Puerto Rican cocktail served at Christmastime. It’s often (wrongly) compared to egg nog; the drink is made with cream of coconut and white rum, though the rum can be omitted for folks who don’t partake.
December 25, 2025 at 5:13 AM
For the uninitiated, coquito is a traditional Puerto Rican cocktail served at Christmastime. It’s often (wrongly) compared to egg nog; the drink is made with cream of coconut and white rum, though the rum can be omitted for folks who don’t partake.
That moment when you have nightmares but you’re also feeling feral. 😏
December 18, 2025 at 4:32 PM
That moment when you have nightmares but you’re also feeling feral. 😏
In fairness the trailer is kinda hilariously edited. 😏
December 18, 2025 at 4:29 PM
In fairness the trailer is kinda hilariously edited. 😏
We’re all Ralphie right now.
December 8, 2025 at 4:30 AM
We’re all Ralphie right now.
… Also, forgive my nose if it goes exploring through certain spots. 👃🏼🔥🥵
December 2, 2025 at 7:13 AM
… Also, forgive my nose if it goes exploring through certain spots. 👃🏼🔥🥵
James Mcavoy Sweating GIF
ALT: James Mcavoy Sweating GIF
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December 2, 2025 at 7:13 AM