Vatican Announcement: PopeGBT has been elected! His first decree has fifteen m dashes and names Judas as the son of god

The new pope is Ralph Finnes, leaked by a film I saw last week.

So I've been applying for jobs since may, can anyone tell me when the acceptance letters arrive?

#doctorwho Steven Moffat is a hack fraud and I love it

I would like to retract my previous statements that "Francis Fukuyama is a hack fraud" and that "History can't just end in liberalism you idiot"

Unemployment is like eating too much chocolate, it's nice at first and then after some time the urge to scream starts

I just set up my mum on here, now to hide from her forever!