FredDove
@freddove.bsky.social
Anglo-German. Compulsive paronomasiac. Intolerant towards intolerance.
Can’t make snowballs, but would be able to throw them. (I used to play cricket.)
Or I could use one of these. (But don’t tell George! 😉)
Or I could use one of these. (But don’t tell George! 😉)
January 26, 2026 at 11:48 AM
Can’t make snowballs, but would be able to throw them. (I used to play cricket.)
Or I could use one of these. (But don’t tell George! 😉)
Or I could use one of these. (But don’t tell George! 😉)
Better headline, @BBC:
'Trump reverse-ferrets'
'Trump reverse-ferrets'
January 25, 2026 at 12:16 PM
Better headline, @BBC:
'Trump reverse-ferrets'
'Trump reverse-ferrets'
Compare and contrast
January 16, 2026 at 7:48 AM
Compare and contrast
Iran or USA?
(NB: no prize for guessing right)
(NB: no prize for guessing right)
January 13, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Iran or USA?
(NB: no prize for guessing right)
(NB: no prize for guessing right)
"Siri, define 'tacky'."
December 19, 2025 at 8:59 PM
"Siri, define 'tacky'."
There is no bottom to this barrel.
December 15, 2025 at 4:16 PM
There is no bottom to this barrel.
Vorauseilender Gehorsam.
'Anticipatory obedience'.
'Anticipatory obedience'.
November 30, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Vorauseilender Gehorsam.
'Anticipatory obedience'.
'Anticipatory obedience'.
Utterly f*****g stupid idea. No serious journalist should even suggest such a thing.
November 3, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Utterly f*****g stupid idea. No serious journalist should even suggest such a thing.
View from Sudeley Castle
October 16, 2025 at 8:18 PM
View from Sudeley Castle
As seen today in Gloucestershire. Not even O-level standard?
October 14, 2025 at 4:18 PM
As seen today in Gloucestershire. Not even O-level standard?
