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🚨IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT🚨
🚨SKIBIDI BIDEN DAY🚨
On this day one (1) year ago, Stephen Colbert premiered SKIBIDI BIDEN, which has brought nothing but joy to me and many others. Please RT and share to join me in spreading awareness on this most historic day.
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You bolt awake. You're not online. It is November 8, 2016. You were not going to vote, but you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. You must Pokemon Go to the polls.
February 8, 2026 at 4:00 AM
CBS ending Colbert's show the day before Skibidi Biden Day (May 22) is DISGRACEFUL
The final episode of ‘The Late Show with Stephen Colbert’ will air on May 21st.
January 28, 2026 at 9:47 PM
I'm very disappointed to learn that ghost kitchens are kitchens exclusively for delivery/takeout orders and not kitchens where spooky phenomena occur
November 29, 2025 at 3:23 AM
saw a moth today
September 2, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Monday again... fighting for my life... 😰
August 18, 2025 at 3:16 PM
first garden-fresh tomato of the season hell yeah
August 14, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Monday motivation
LORD KNOWS I NEED IT
August 11, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Saw a guy wearing a cutoff hoodie today. Are you cold or hot?
August 8, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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A key personality trait of mine is not caring about anything particularly much.
July 31, 2025 at 3:46 PM
The goal today was to be normal. Sorry folks, I failed. Will try again tomorrow.
July 27, 2025 at 4:42 AM
🚨ATTENTION🚨: On this day 3 years ago I had an interview with a company, after which the HR person told me they'd call me back. I'm still waiting! I hope I get the job!
July 19, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Only 72 days until fall but WHO'S COUNTING??
July 12, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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motivational quote of the day
July 3, 2025 at 12:33 AM
🚨IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT🚨
🚨SKIBIDI BIDEN DAY🚨
On this day one (1) year ago, Stephen Colbert premiered SKIBIDI BIDEN, which has brought nothing but joy to me and many others. Please RT and share to join me in spreading awareness on this most historic day.
May 22, 2025 at 1:20 PM