FreddyNeedsaNanny
@freddyneedsananny.bsky.social
29. Big nerd. Deranged Shitposter.
Screenwriter and VCA alumnus.
Screenwriter and VCA alumnus.
If you want a worse labubu, get ready for nepo-labubus.
December 30, 2025 at 7:55 AM
If you want a worse labubu, get ready for nepo-labubus.
There's something existentially horrifying about Seth Rogen with grey hair.
December 30, 2025 at 7:46 AM
There's something existentially horrifying about Seth Rogen with grey hair.
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The future of the world's economy right here folks
December 1, 2025 at 11:08 PM
The future of the world's economy right here folks
It's like my grandpappy used to say: If you spray liquid nitrogen on the ceiling and turn the gravity off, whose fault is it if you get burned?
December 3, 2025 at 2:34 AM
It's like my grandpappy used to say: If you spray liquid nitrogen on the ceiling and turn the gravity off, whose fault is it if you get burned?
GTA Pedestrians are great because it's always nice to hear an NPC say something unhinged like 'I ran out of coffee, so now all I do is sit naked and play the jazz flute'.
November 21, 2025 at 11:56 AM
GTA Pedestrians are great because it's always nice to hear an NPC say something unhinged like 'I ran out of coffee, so now all I do is sit naked and play the jazz flute'.
Imagine if facial hair was like a detonating cord and you could make someone's facial hair explode by lighting their moustache on fire.
October 29, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Imagine if facial hair was like a detonating cord and you could make someone's facial hair explode by lighting their moustache on fire.
A tornado can be added to the list of things I've slept through.
October 27, 2025 at 10:23 AM
A tornado can be added to the list of things I've slept through.
We should invent a new slang term for edibles, I vote for 'Margaret's Special Biscuits'.
October 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
We should invent a new slang term for edibles, I vote for 'Margaret's Special Biscuits'.
There's no law against calling Guzman y Gomez 'Guzzy G'.
October 21, 2025 at 10:21 AM
There's no law against calling Guzman y Gomez 'Guzzy G'.
I know the cashier at IGA was stoned because
1. He laughed when I showed him the box of Stranger Things Maxibons and said 'I wonder what Stranger Things tastes like'.
2. He couldn't figure out the EFTpos machine.
3. Takes one to know one.
1. He laughed when I showed him the box of Stranger Things Maxibons and said 'I wonder what Stranger Things tastes like'.
2. He couldn't figure out the EFTpos machine.
3. Takes one to know one.
October 16, 2025 at 11:28 AM
I know the cashier at IGA was stoned because
1. He laughed when I showed him the box of Stranger Things Maxibons and said 'I wonder what Stranger Things tastes like'.
2. He couldn't figure out the EFTpos machine.
3. Takes one to know one.
1. He laughed when I showed him the box of Stranger Things Maxibons and said 'I wonder what Stranger Things tastes like'.
2. He couldn't figure out the EFTpos machine.
3. Takes one to know one.
my futurama fanfic xoxo
July 20, 2025 at 3:07 AM
my futurama fanfic xoxo
"That's my secret, doc. I am Pagliacci" - Joss Whedon's Watchmen.
May 5, 2025 at 7:49 AM
"That's my secret, doc. I am Pagliacci" - Joss Whedon's Watchmen.
If you have imposter syndrome, just remember the director of Norbit is now the CEO of Paramount Pictures.
March 1, 2025 at 1:06 AM
If you have imposter syndrome, just remember the director of Norbit is now the CEO of Paramount Pictures.
My pal bumped into Guy Sebastian, so I asked 'Is he out with his baby?'
Nobody gets it because nobody remembers Guy Sebastian songs.
What happened to culture?
Nobody gets it because nobody remembers Guy Sebastian songs.
What happened to culture?
February 24, 2025 at 8:24 AM
My pal bumped into Guy Sebastian, so I asked 'Is he out with his baby?'
Nobody gets it because nobody remembers Guy Sebastian songs.
What happened to culture?
Nobody gets it because nobody remembers Guy Sebastian songs.
What happened to culture?
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Modern Hamlet: Something is sus in the state of Denmark.
January 10, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Modern Hamlet: Something is sus in the state of Denmark.
Apparently Sisyphus makes a brief appearence in The Odyssey. Can't wait for Nolan's first instalment the GLCU (Greek Literature Cinematic Universe).
January 5, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Apparently Sisyphus makes a brief appearence in The Odyssey. Can't wait for Nolan's first instalment the GLCU (Greek Literature Cinematic Universe).
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because Se7en is a 1995 American psychological crime thriller film directed by David Fincher and written by Andrew Kevin Walker. It stars Brad Pitt and Morgan Freeman, with Gwyneth Paltrow and John C. McGinley in supporting roles...
Because Se7en is a 1995 American psychological crime thriller film directed by David Fincher and written by Andrew Kevin Walker. It stars Brad Pitt and Morgan Freeman, with Gwyneth Paltrow and John C. McGinley in supporting roles...
December 29, 2024 at 4:34 AM
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because Se7en is a 1995 American psychological crime thriller film directed by David Fincher and written by Andrew Kevin Walker. It stars Brad Pitt and Morgan Freeman, with Gwyneth Paltrow and John C. McGinley in supporting roles...
Because Se7en is a 1995 American psychological crime thriller film directed by David Fincher and written by Andrew Kevin Walker. It stars Brad Pitt and Morgan Freeman, with Gwyneth Paltrow and John C. McGinley in supporting roles...
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What the!!
December 23, 2024 at 11:26 AM
What the!!
The best joke is 'You can't say x anymore because of woke'
If woke one day decides you can't make that joke anymore, I'll be very angry at woke, whoever they are.
If woke one day decides you can't make that joke anymore, I'll be very angry at woke, whoever they are.
December 10, 2024 at 4:53 PM
The best joke is 'You can't say x anymore because of woke'
If woke one day decides you can't make that joke anymore, I'll be very angry at woke, whoever they are.
If woke one day decides you can't make that joke anymore, I'll be very angry at woke, whoever they are.
Is it socially acceptable to deadname the undead? We ask a panel of living cis people.
December 10, 2024 at 11:10 AM
Is it socially acceptable to deadname the undead? We ask a panel of living cis people.
When Squid Game came out on Netflix, I was working at a fast food restaurant. When we were selling a honeycomb flavoured shake, some kid came in and said 'Look, honeycomb, like in Squid Game'.
This happened several times with different kids, all of whom had no idea what...
This happened several times with different kids, all of whom had no idea what...
December 9, 2024 at 11:19 AM
When Squid Game came out on Netflix, I was working at a fast food restaurant. When we were selling a honeycomb flavoured shake, some kid came in and said 'Look, honeycomb, like in Squid Game'.
This happened several times with different kids, all of whom had no idea what...
This happened several times with different kids, all of whom had no idea what...
The actor who portrayed Jackie Oppenheimer just came out as transmasc non-binary.
I suppose it's true: There are no women in Christopher Nolan films.
I suppose it's true: There are no women in Christopher Nolan films.
December 8, 2024 at 12:05 AM
The actor who portrayed Jackie Oppenheimer just came out as transmasc non-binary.
I suppose it's true: There are no women in Christopher Nolan films.
I suppose it's true: There are no women in Christopher Nolan films.
This meme is going to be so funny to the two people who get it.
December 2, 2024 at 10:11 AM
This meme is going to be so funny to the two people who get it.